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1.  In the company of women, coitus should be referred as

a:  Lovemaking

b.  Screwing

c.  The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2.  Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is

a.  Healthy, creative love play

b.  Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to

c.  Not the sort of thing your wife/grlfriend need find out about

3.  Your grlfriend says she's gained five lbs in weight in the last month.  You tell her that it is

a.  Not a concern of yours

b.  Not a problem, she can join your gym

c.  A conservative estimate

4.  Foreplay is to sex as

a.  Appetizer is to entree

b.  Priming is to painting

c.  A queue is to an amusement park ride

5.  Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a.  I hope we can still be friends

b.  I'm not in right now, please leave a message after the tone

c.  Welcome to dumpsville, population: You

6.  You think today's sensitive caring man is

a.  A myth

b.  An oxymoron

c.  A moron

Is That Your Final Answer?