WHY ARE FIRE ENGINES RED?

 

 

Fire engines are red because

Newspapers are read too.

Two times two equals four and

Three times four equals twelve.

There are twelve inches in a ruler.

Queen Mary was a ruler.

Queen Mary was also a ship.

The ship sailed the seven seas.

There are fishes in the seas.

The fishes have fins.

The Finns fought the Russians.

The Russians were called Reds.

Fire engines are always rushin'.

So that's why fire engines are red!

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