The World According to Ralph

Prior to entering this site you must be familiar with the Devolutionary Oath:

  1. Be Like Your Ancestors or Be Different. It Doesn't Matter.
  2. Lay a Million Eggs or Give Birth To One. So Shall Your Species Survive.
  3. Wear Gaudy Colors or Avoid Display. It's All The Same.
  4. The Fittest Shall Survive Yet The Unfit May Live.
  5. We Must Repeat!

 

Read the Messages of Life:

The 4th Dimension - (DEVO)

The Point of No Return - (BUZZCOCKS)

A New Hope - (BLINK-182)

100% Fun - (KOWALSKIS)

Girl From Out of This World - (MATERIAL ISSUE)