FAKE ASS
by Defend Culture, Copyright 1999
Come on
now
All this garbage (blah, blah, blah)
About the people you'll murder?
Claim you runnin' CUBAN cities
That even CUBANS never heard of?
Please.
I don't QUITE think Fidel is really letting you sell.
But true,
I'm just amused by the stories you tell.
I knew that I was raised
To watch for snakes in the grass.
Must be allergic,
I gotta serve quick,
I just can't STAND your fake ass.
So
.
Oooooh oooh oh
I can see that the ice ain't real, an'
Oooooh oooh oh
You have no love for the wheels of steel, an'
Oooooh oooh oh
I understand that your MANhood's bought, an'
Nowwww oww ow
It's about time your fake ass was taught.
Don't ever say nothing to offend me,
I'll throw rhymes that's just incend'ry.
Burn absurd crabs
Par-tic-u-lar, son.
Make incisions in your brain like Ben Carson.
See, you was that kid in class
Who always was looking for a short,
And you turned into a chump
Whose TV image could be bought.
Without thought.
But my stomach just can't buy it,
I have ta place a call now
To Mister Nigel Hyatt.
To speak to that intelligent West Indian,
I'm off to seek my brother
Like Airwolf did for Sinjin,
I'm cringing
To the junk coming out my ra-di-o.
I'm saying yo!
Listen to these fools just
Wipe they mouth and chirp.
This ain't the definition of work,
Sad ain't it that you don't even own the shirt
That barely covers your back.
Rhyme like you puffing crack.
Nigel tell me "COOL it, Black!
They don't know what to do.
They barely see what's true.
They can't hardly lead when everyone's a follower in they
crew."
That filth is repulsive.
I'm addicted to the underground
Like the s*** makes me compulsive.
But never a compulsive liar.
I'd have to just retire.
Jump right on out the fire.
And get charred and smoked like fumes.
These minstrels wouldn't care
If they raised Bull Conner from the tomb.
Should realize your fake ass
Had better learn soon.
Now sing the chorus
.
Chorus.
Son, I'd have to escape
The shackles and the bonds
That they thought they had me in.
High strength, atomic weight, and rare like cadmium.
I'll gladly win,
And even if I'm shot,
I could never choose to fail.
Assassins try to track me
But report I'm doing well.
Props ain't based on what I sell.
Heads like Kenny Graham prevail.
Only conscious rap will feed the stories that I tell.
While your A&R gell
You ain't impressing kids.
Let me show you what the lesson is.
Get respect 'cause I speak in FULL sentences.
I don't just starve them s***s.
I's verbally weight lift,
Swing sticks like Sammy So,
It's so uncanny, yo.
Guerlain and Tamarat in the know.
YOU represent with skill?
That's like TWO sisters getting their own shows
On the Lifetime Channel.
The niceness they can't handle
We know the Grammies are a scandal.
But where's the trophies on my mantle?
Oh well,
Life is but a gamble.
I guess I'll be relegated to the tape mix.
That hip hop junkies need to get fixed,
And feed the blood in they veins.
No matter where we from,
We still remain the same.
From Chi-town to Port-of-Spain,
Mad troops like Charlemagne.
My words are complex,
But my clothing's functional and plain.
After all
I need no cover styles,
Burn rhymes like quarter miles.
Like math, I'm versatile,
Your little fake ass
Won't ever see me smile.
Chorus.
In other words
.
"Get away,
Move along,
You're softer than algodon.
Never tell the real,
Stories change like Rashomon.
First you peeling caps.
Then twistin' chickens' backs.
Ya MANhood's somewhat murky,
Do you have any in fact?
On videos and tours,
You wearing shiny drawers.
Wit' RHINEstones on ya ass.
Was that a contract clause?
Claims of killers on ya staff,
But ya momma house condemned.
Don't know the answers to the questions,
Get clowned even by your mens."
Kid
Turn the corner 'round the bend.
It's time to make amends.
You may be my brother,
But at the present,
We ain't friends.
Unlike you,
I don't need to sell out to make ends.
Son, what I need is
No back talk, no speech,
No lip, and NO sass.
GOOD LORD,
I'm tired of hearing your fake ass.
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