Happosai Deserves It

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Akane arrived back at the dojo, saw Ranma-chan sitting next to the koi pond, surrounded by Happosai's collection. Ranma-chan was wearing at least a dozen bras and eight pairs of panties, and crying like there was no tomorrow.

Ranma, Akane thought as her heart went out to the devastated girl, Happosai must have done something terrible to him, again.

"Akane-chan?" the tearful girl looked up at her, "My life isn't worth living anymore."

Akane sat down next to her, she'd never seen Ranma this vulnerable, this distraught. She resisted the urge to pummel him, er her, when she leaned over, resting her head on Akane's chest.

She must be hurting, Akane reasoned.

"No, it's just not the same," Ranma-chan sat up, and began crying again.

Akane was about to give her a free trip to Mongolia, when Ranma-kun vaulted over the fence, landing in a handstand.

"I'm cured! I'm cured! I'm cured! I'm cured! Happosai's got the curse and I'M CURED!!!" he shouted happily as he threw open the gate in the wall. "There you go, Kuno old boy! She's right there, and the red-head's all yours!"

"Come to my arms, my pigtailed Goddess." Kuno ran in, practically shining with joy.

"Happosai no BAKA!"

Happosai-chan wasn't too displeased about the escape from Kuno, although the sound barrier wasn't the only thing broken on the trip.