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   The Aussie Game of Footy

as observed by Dan and Judy Danz

Authors' note: This document is an extract from a letter sent by us while we were on assignment in Australia to folks at home in the USA.We hadn't been in the country long when this was first penned. The images have been added since we returned to the USA.

    Monday June 13, 1994

      This has been a footy weekend for us. We've been watching footy on the telly since we've been here, but this weekend we really got into it.

      First of all, footy is short for football but it is not football as known in America. It's rugby!! So that I can contrast the two, I'll refer to American Football as the Aussies do: gridiron.

      We got some inkling that there was a difference when the telephone installer had a go at us about what a bunch of sissies gridiron players were. He was quite derisive of any game where they have timeouts, and the idea of a television timeout was a real hoot for him. He correctly pointed out that Americans play on offense OR defense OR special-teams, but that Australian football players played offense AND defense AND as kicker, etc, without benefit of timeouts, player change, or any padding of any kind (they are allowed only to wear leather headgear something like a WW-II pilot's helmet).

Rugby
League
Australian Rugby League

Actually, there's three distinct kinds (codes) of rugby played in Australia. In the states of Queensland (QLD), Western Australia (WA), and New South Wales (NSW) where we live, the predominant code is Rugby League. League is professional footy, with sponsored teams, and full-time players (the most expensive of whom might make $80,000 a year) who are also sponsored by businesses.

Rugby
Union
NZ-AUS Scrum

In all the states - and at the International level - they play according to the Rugby Union code. It's much more gentlemanly game; most of the players learned to play it when they attended the finer schools, and they continue to play even though most of them are businessmen of one kind or another. It's supposed to be amateur, sort of. Of course, it's taken for granted that some business will hire the stars of the teams and give them $100,000-a-year jobs doing marketing or public relations work, which, of course, leaves them free to pursue rugby union. From the company's standpoint, it probably makes sense. Rugby stars have superstar status here, and a sales visit from such a superstar is sure to end up in the managing director's (president's) office. More on Rugby Union later.

Australian
Rules

In the state of Victoria (VIC), though, they play a different kind of football - Australian Rules also called AFL Football. I think sometimes you can see this on television on ASPN in the US. It is even more demanding of athletic prowess and stamina than Rugby League or Rugby Union. Melbourne (pronounced MEL-bun) is the capital of Victoria and also the capital of the AFL. They've been playing Aussie Rules footy there for years and years, but only last week allowed the first Rugby League game to be played there, State of Origin II.

    The terms that are used are quite strange to our ears, and probably to yours. I've included a glossary, as well as attempts to describe some of the differences between this brand of rugby and gridiron.

Our Experiences

      This weekend, which was a 3-day holiday weekend celebrating the Queen's birthday (Queen Elizabeth), had lots of footy. We were fortunate enough to be invited to attend a special deal for the final Test Match between Australia and Ireland. Australian companies pay a promotional company to put on dinner before the match and a cocktail party afterward. Our employer had a table for about ten people (normally sales persons and their prospects). Judy and I were invited to give us an excellent introduction to the more "cultural" aspects of football. However, one of our guests - when told that - scoffed at the idea. He said this was "business culture" that affected only less than a thousand people and that if we wanted to get a real feel for the cultural aspects of Aussie footy, we should go to one of the pubs throughout the city and see how most Aussies were preparing to watch the game.

      We, on the other hand, were being treated to fascinating speeches by a former great player from Ireland, and others by one of the most highly regarded Australian players, the former captain of the Wallabies (as the Australian International team is known), Mark Ella.

      Mark is an Aboriginal, and the first of his race to play in a Test match. He told some hilarious stories about his introduction to the International game and some of his experiences, including a ill-fated term as coach of an Italian team. I could've listened to him all day instead of the half-hour after dinner speech.

      The speeches and catered dinner were held in a tent on the parade grounds of the Victoria Barracks, built in the mid 1800's for the Army and still used today by portions of the Australian Defence Forces. Outside, a marching band practiced, while inside we hob-nobbed with folks who arrived and departed in limousines (we took a train and then a taxi.)

      NZ Aus ScrumAfter dinner, we walked several blocks to the Sydney Cricket Grounds (SCG) and the Sydney Football Stadium for the match between Ireland and Australia. The Wallabies won the match after an excellent and close game. The also won the series that had been played throughout Australia between the two teams.

      The Man of the Match (the most valuable player) was an Irish player who brought down the house with laughter when, in his acceptance speech, he thanked the Aussies for the friendship and hospitality extended during their stay in the land down under, especially that shown them by the Aussie lasses.

    Sportsmanship

      Judy and I were both struck by the oddity of having people on either side of us cheer for good play by either side. It was explained that it was a gentlemanly game and that they appreciated good play no matter which side scored. It was also hinted, by dedicated Rugby Union fans, that Rugby League is played by paid thugs and ruffians.

      At one time it seemed the whole stadium loudly booed the official who disallowed an Irish try because of a penalty. When Ireland scored on the next play anyway, the stadium went wild with cheers.

      There was a sizeable contingent of Irish in the stands, which hold about 75,000 people. Since the Irish side was formed for the first time by players from both North and South Ireland, only the Australian national anthem was played to start the game. That didn't stop the Irish contingent from singing Irish songs of encouragement as the match progressed, and at times it seemed that more than half the people were barracking for Ireland. (It's been previously explained to us that one does not root for a side, as this term has a crude sexual connotation in Australia.)

    It's a small world...

      Like Sydney in general, the ethnicity of our group was extremely mixed: An Afrikkaner from South Africa now an Australian naturalized citizen, a Danish engineer for Telecom Australia, a kiwi from New Zealand now selling AT&T telephone products in Australia, an Irish telecommunications architect for Qantas Airways, a British salesman for our company, etc. I think there might have been 2 True Blue Australians out of the 10 people in our party. To show you what a small world this is, two stories:

      • Judy talked to the Kiwi, the Afrikaner, and the Irishman and discovered that they all had a mutual acquaintance: Judy's former boss at American Express, Anita Bounds. The Kiwi in fact had been to Phoenix recently and talked about the night the Lakers played the Suns and how he didn't get to see the game, but saw Dan Majerle make his grand entrance to Majerle's Restaurant. I think it was the highlight of his trip, because he retold the story twice that day.
      • An Aussie who is to visit the Boston area in September has a burning passion for a jazz group called the Black Eagles. He showed a brochure (pronounced BROH-sher) that was printed in 1983 and it talked about a bar in Hopkinton MA where the band played regularly. He wanted to know, since Judy and I had been in Boston recently, if we knew of the place. Even though it was only a few miles from company headquarters, we'd never visited The Sticky Wicket. But an Australian across the table perked up; he had hung around the place during a long assignment in the Boston area and not only knew of the band, but was a personal friend of the owner of the bar and would make calls the next day to smooth the way for the jazz aficionado. Small world, indeed.

State of Origin

      In the past month, the first two games of the State of Origin series of Rugby League were played. At first, the term didn't mean much to either of us - but now we understand. Selectors (former players and other knowledgeable persons) pick current Rugby League players who were born in either Queensland or New South Wales, and these players form temporary teams representing each of the states of QLD and NSW for a best-of-three series each year. This age-old rivalry which sometimes sees team-mates playing against each other is some very rough footy, with very big, very experienced players, some very hard hitting, and some thrilling matches. The telly commercials are to the tune by the rock group Queen "We will rock you" ... and some of the hits they show are really brutal. The first game was in Sydney and the NSW Blues were beaten with 3 seconds to go by the Queensland Maroons.

State of Origin II

      State of Origin II was played last week on neutral ground in Melbourne in the state of Victoria - the first ever such a league game in the land of the AFL. It was really hyped a lot in Victoria, and resulted in the largest crowd ever to see a Rugby League game and one of the largest crowds ever in the Melbourne Cricket Grounds: 87,000 of the 100,000 seats were filled by curious Victorians. There's lots of predictions that the Rugby League will try now to establish a foothold with a new team in Melbourne. It's only fair - the AFL has a Sydney team, the Swans. Anyway, the Blues evened the series at one game apiece, so the final State of Origin III is next week in the Maroon's home town, Brisbane QLD. It should be a dilly.

Battle of the Codes

      As I type this, the Australian version of Wheel of Fortune (complete with bimbo letter-tile turner) is featuring the semi-finals in the much-touted "Battle of the Codes". The players are footy players from each of the Rugby and Soccer leagues!!

North Sydney Football Grounds

      This afternoon, Judy and I wandered across the street from our apartment to the North Sydney Football Oval. The stands are gorgeous but ancient - they were moved from the Sydney Cricket Ground to preserve them when the SCG was rebuilt to a modern, open-top, stadium. The oval is the home of the North Sydney Bears, a Rugby League team with a formidable reputation and a number of well-known players currently on a losing streak. They played host to the Ilawara Steelers, and in a game marked by more goals than tries, beat them. The Bears are known as the Norths, and have opposition from the Sydney Easts (the eastside suburbs), the Souths (southside suburbs), as well as teams from Manly (a beach suburb of Sydney), Paramatta (another Sydney suburb), and teams from other states. This afternoon's game, played on a dreary, cool day (11 degrees C) , filled the stands, the grounds, and even the limbs of a few old trees around the oval.

Wide World of Sports

      It's evening now, and Wide World of Sports on ABC (Australian Broadcasting Company!!!) is showing a delayed broadcast of this afternoon's game. The two sportscasters doing the game both "tipped" for Ilawara - so I guess they really do the introductions before the game instead of afterwards when they know the outcome.

Game Schedules

      An interesting aspect of the schedule of games is that the teams and rough schedules are laid out before the season starts. That is, we knew that Norths and Ilawara were playing this weekend, but we didn't know until after last weeks State of Origin game exactly which day they would play. That was determined by the selectors after looking at who was injured, who was winning, who was losing, and therefore which games would make the better television games on Saturday afternoon and Sunday afternoon. They don't normally play games under the lights; a recent commemoration of the 100th meeting between Norths and Manly was played at night outside our apartment, and they brought in huge light trucks from the USA with gargantuan light clusters and electric generators. That game attacted a record 30,000 to the North Sydney oval....and the lights really lit up our bedroom on the sixth floor of a building a block away.

Glossary

try Scoring by carrying the ball into (and touching it down in) what we would call the end zone - that area between the goal line and the dead ball line (back of the end zone).
goal Scoring by kicking the ball through the uprights. Goals carry varying points depending on whether they are kicked as a penalty, as kick after a successful try, or as a kick on the run.
touchdown Grounding the ball in your own in-goal area (something like a gridiron touch-back). Play is general restarted with a scrum (see below).
scrummage (commonly called a scrum) Seven or so of the big guys (the forwards) on each team lock their arms around each other in two rows: the hooker is in the center of the front row and the guys on either side of him are the props. The outside prop is called the loosehead prop, and the insider the tighthead prop. The second row consists of the lock in the center, flanked by flankers. The opposing players bend over at the waist, and meet the other half of the scrum. Those in the second row lock onto the first row with their arms and insert their heads into the space between the rear ends of the props and the hooker. Depending on the reason for the scrum, one of the teams "puts in the ball" into the "tunnel" created between the teams. The front rows then try to move the ball around with their feet so that it comes out at a place other than where it was put in. As soon as it clears the scrum, somebody left outside the scrum will pick it up and the ball is in play again.

In the AFL, there is no scrummage, and the AFL players put down the players of the other code as bum sniffers .

ruck The formation that occurs when the ball is on the ground and opposing players bend over it. They cannot touch the ball, but must move the ruck around so that ball is uncovered. As soon as it is, the ruck ends, and running play resumes with some player picking up the ball and running (or kicking it).
rucking In Rugby League, game resumes after each tackle with each side backing off of the ball except for the dummy-half, the scrum-half, and the marker. The dummy-half is the player who just was tackled with the ball. He regains his feet and "rucks" the ball by rolling it with his foot backwards to his own scrum-half standing behind him. The rest of his team is strung out in a line across the field, and the scrum-half must either run with the ball or pass it to one of them, who will run until it looks like he's about to be tackled, and then he will spin the ball out to one of his mates. It looks like a gridiron lateral - it must not go forward or sideways, only backwards. Hence, when things get moving, this diagonal line of players on the side (not called a team) with the ball sweeps down the field. The passes are underhanded slings of the ball, and when skillfully applied the pass is a thing of beauty.
knock on The ball can never be advanced in a forward direction except by carrying it or kicking it, so if you attempt to advance the ball by pushing it forward while it's on the ground, it's called a knock on and results in a penalty.
kicking Some of the biggest differences in the codes are in the kicking game. In League play, you get 6 tackles in which to score a try; otherwise, the ball goes over to the other side. So, after 5 tackles, the offensive team often launches a running kick to advance the ball. In Union play, the number of tackles doesn't matter, but short kicks are offensive weapons to advance the ball. A number of things can happen at this point:
  • The ball is kicked (sometimes quite high) and both sides go up in the air to try to catch it. If the kicking side comes down with the ball, they get to continue possession; in League, they get six more plays, each of which starts by rucking the ball and ends with a tackle or a try.
  • The ball is kicked through the uprights. A goal is scored and the team against which the goal was scored must kickoff the ball (back to the scoring team again). Kicking is the primary means of both advancing the ball and of scoring in the AFL, and it leads to Union and Leagues players calling Aussie Rules footy aerial ping pong.
  • The ball goes out of bounds.
    • In League, if the ball goes out on the full (it doesn't touch the ground before it goes out), then the other team gets possession at the point of the kick; if it touches the ground and bounces out, then a scrum is formed where the ball went out.
    • In Union, it depends on whether or not the ball was kicked from between the 22-meter lines or not. If it's between them, then a lineout is formed. The lineout thrower stands on the sideline, and players from each team line up perpendicular to the sidelines on either side of the yardline he's standing on. He then throws in the ball with both hands over his head, trying to get it to the one or two guys on his team who are selected for their height for just such occasions.
    • In the AFL, I don't know - I haven't learned the rules yet.
Test Match An international meeting between national teams that are chosen by selectors from the best of Rugby Union players.
round ball Derisive term for the other kind of footbal played around the world, soccer. There is a World Cup series every four years in both Rugby and Soccer. The Soccer World Cup matches this year are to be held in the USA.

 


Authors:

L. W."Dan" Danz
Judy A. Danz
Fountain Hills AZ

 

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