Episodes: Classic '39'

TV or Not TV
Funny Money
The Golfer
A Woman's Work Is Never Done
A Matter of Life and Death
The Sleepwalker
Better Living Through TV
Pal 0' Mine
Brother Ralph
Hello, Mom
The Deciding Vote
Something Fishy
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
The Man from Space
A Matter of Record
Oh My Aching Back
The Babysitter
$99,000 Answer
Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Young at Heart
O"A Dog's Life
Here Comes the Bride
Mama Loves Mambo
Please Leave the Premises
Pardon My Glove
Young Man with a Horn
Head of the House
The Worry Wart
Trapped
The Loudspeaker
On Stage
Opportunity Knocks But
Unconventional Behavior
The Safety Award
Mind Your Own Business
Alice and the Blonde
The Bensonhurst Bomber
Dial J for Janitor
A Man's Pride

VACATION/FRED'S LANDING (6/27/53) Alice and Trixie want to vacation in Atlantic City, but Ralph and Ed insist on going fishing in the country and all end up getting lost.

LETTER TO THE BOSS (11/14/53) When Ralph thinks he's been fired he and Ed send a nasty letter, only to find Ralph was actually promoted.

SANTA AND THE BOOKIES (12/ 12/53) Ralph and Ed are conned by crooks into playing bookies dressed like Santa Claus.

HONEYMOONERS XMAS PARTY (12/19/53) While Ralph is out on an errand Alice, Trixie and Ed are entertained by Reggie Van Gleason, Francis Langford, the Poor Soul, Rudy the Repairman and Joe the Bartender.

HONEYMOONERS NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY (12/26/53) Alice is furious when Ralph refuses to take her out on New Year's Eve but Ralph changes his mind when they are invited to a party by bandleaders Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey.

THIS IS YOUR LIFE! (1/16/54) Alice meets secretly with the famous TV show's producer to arrange an appearance for Ralph, but he thinks she's seeing another man.

ECOTTAGE FOR SALE (1/23/54) Ralph and Ed convince Alice and Trixie to buy a summer cottage but the one they buy is not the one they get.

THE NEXT CHAMP (4/10/54) Ralph and Ed decide to manage a boxer who moves in with the Kramdens.

MOVE UPTOWN (4/24/54) Before they can move to a new apartment the Kramdens must break their lease.

THE MAN IN THE BLUE SUIT (5/1/54) Alice gives Ralph's old suit to charity without knowing he had money hidden in it.

HAIR RAISING TAIL (5/8/54) Ralph borrows money to buy hair restorer from a con man in the park and then tries the treatment on his boss. Norton has a great one-liner after the formula causes Ralph's boss to lose all of his hair-"You look real youngabout 8 days old!"

BOXTOP KID (5/22/54 When Alice's sister wins a contest, Ralph is jealous and he buys every product he con find with a boxtop contest.

TWO MEN ON A HORSE (5/29/54) Ralph loses the Raccoon's treasury and he and Norton decide to win back the money at the racetrack.

GOOD BUY AUNT ETHEL (6/5/ 54) Ralph has to sleep on a cot in the kitchen when Aunt Ethel visits. He thinks he is rid of her when she marries the butcher but they both move in with the Kramdens.

RALPH'S SWEET TOOTH (9/25/ 54) Ralph is asked to do a candy bar commercial but first he must get rid of his toothache.

GAME CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF MARRIAGE (10/2/54) Alice wants Ralph to go to a wedding but he and Ed scheme to go to a World Series game instead.

THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE (FINGER MAN) (10/23/54) Ralph is asked to run for public office after he spots a wanted killer on the bus and helps the police capture him.

BATTLE OF THE SEXES (11/13/54) Ralph and Norton decide to show their wives who's boss, so Alice and Trixie leave them to survive on their own.

TEAMWORK BEAT THE CLOCK (11/20/54) Ralph and Alice are contestants on "Beat The Clock" but when they're asked to return Alice can't make it and Norton steps in.

THE BROTHER-IN-LAW (11/27/54) Alice's brother-in-law wants to borrow money to buy a hotel but Ralph can't stand him and refuses.

KRAMDEN VS. NORTON (I /15/55) Ralph and Norton sue each other over a television set Ed won in a drawing.

A PROMOTION (1/22/55) In his new position of assistant cashier of Gotham Bus Co., Ralph accidently locks the safe and must keep the cash at home overnight.

THE HYPNOTIST (1/29155) When Ralph and Ed are hypnotized at a Raccoon Lodge meeting, Ralph gets the idea to use the hypnotist on Alice to get money for a trip to Chicago.

CUPID (2/5/55) Ralph tries to help an old school friend find a wife by interviewing prospective candidates but Alice thinks Ralph is seeing the women for himself.

A LITTLE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE (2/12/55) Ralph is heading for a nervous breakdown if he doesn't stay away from Norton, but Ed mistakes his attitude for depression and is afraid to leave him alone.

HERO (2/19/55) Ralph becomes the idol of a fatherless boy but he must prove that the stories of his own boyhood are true.

THE GREAT JEWEL ROBBERY (2/26/55) Ralph gets the bus drivers to buy a watch as a wedding present for the boss' daughter but Alice thinks the gift is for her.

PEACEMAKER (3/5/55) When Ed and Trixie have a fight it takes Ralph all night to talk Norton into going back to her.

ADOPTION (3/26/55) Ralph and Alice fall in love with a baby they get from an adoption agency but the mother wants it back.

STARS OVER FLATBUSH (4/2/55) Norton convinces Ralph that astrology will get him a raise and Ralph does everything according to the stars.

A WEIGHTY PROBLEM (4/16/55) Ralph will lose his job if he dosesn't lose weight so Alice and Norton think of ways to enforce his diet.

BOYS AND GIRLS TOGETHER (4/23/55) Alice and Trixie decide it's time they were treated better but Ralph and Norton try to outsmart the girls.

PRINCIPAL OF THE THING (4/30/85) Ralph and Ed try to outsmart the landlord and make him pay for fixing up the apartment. Special guest appearance by Jack Benny.

SONGS AND WITTY SAYINGS (5/14/55) Ralph and Ed rehearse their act for an amateur contest and challenge Alice and Trixie to win.

LOVE LETTER (11/24/56) Ralph finds a love letter from Norton that he thinks is intended for Alice and suspects them of having an affair.

FINDERS KEEPERS (12/8/56) Ralph and Norton scheme to buy a candy store before it is sold to a successful retailer.

CATCH A STAR (12/15/56) When the Raccoon Lodge Brothers need a star attraction for their annual dance, the Kramdens and Nortons try to get Jackie Gleason, Art Carney, Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph, who play dual roles in this episode.

MY FAIR LANDLORD (1/19/57) Ralph buys a house with Norton as the tenant but Ed tries to break the 95-year lease as soon as he signs it.

STAND IN FOR MURDER (4/17/54) When Ralph gets the royal treatment it takes him a while to realize he is being set up for a mob killing intended for his look-alike. (This show was never ended, it ran overtime and was cut short.)

FORGOT TO REGISTER (10/2 7/ 56) Alice causes an argument when she doesn't support the politician Ralph and Ed are campaigning for.
COLD (11/1 /52) Alice has to put up with Ralph when he is deathly ill.
THE PICKLES (11/6/52) Ralph jumps to the conclusion that Alice is pregnant when she buys pickles at the market.

TWO FAMILY CAR (111/17/56) Ralph and Ed mistakenly think
they've won a car in a raffle.
ALICE'S AUNT ETHEL (3/14/53) When Aunt Ethel visits, Ralph and Ed scheme to
get her to leave.
EXPECTANT FATHER (11/3/56) Ralph thinks Alice is pregnant when she takes a secret job in a doctors office.
HALLOWEEN PARTY (10/31/53) Ralph, Alice, Ed and Trixie dress for what turns out to be a formal party for Ralph's boss.
WHAT'S HER NAME (3/21/53) When they get home from the movies, Ralph and Alice wake up the neighborhood arguing over the name of an actress.

LUCKY NUMBER (9/26/53) When he takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, Ralph wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job.
GLOW WORM CLEANING (6/27/53) Ralph isjealous when Alice is chosen to appear in a magazine as "Glow Worm Cleaning Lady Of The Month"!

NORTON MOVES IN (4/18/53) Ralph and Ed fight when the Nortons are forced to move into the Kramdens apartment while theirs is being painted.
GUEST SPEAKER (6/13/53) Ralph keeps getting interrupted while rehearsing for his speech at the Racoon Lodge Meeting.

CHAMPAGNE & CAVIAR (11/7/53) When the president of the bus company is invited for dinner, Ralph goes all out to impress his boss.
JELLYBEANS (11/22/52) Ralph loses Alice's dress money on a jellybean contest.
THE CHECK-UP (10/20/56) Ralph ruins his promotion when he fakes being an alcoholic to fail an insurance medical exam and the doctor is really from the bus company.

FINGER MAN (11/28/53) When Ralph helps the police capture a murderer on the bus, the man escapes and threatens to kill him.
TWO TICKETS TO THIS FIGHT (11/28/53) Ralphs schemes to get out of a dinner with Uncle George so he can go to the fights with Norton.
LOST JOB (1/31/53) Ralph doesn't know that the pink slip he received was a mistake.

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE (11/10/56) When Ralph works nights, Alice and Ed scheme to make him sleep during the day.
INCOME TAX (3/7/53) Ralph must decide among paying taxes, giving money to the
church, or buying a new bowling ball.

RALPH'S DIET (4/25/53) Alice and Ed must enforce doctors orders for Ralph's new diet. THE PROWLER (6/6/53) Ralph barricades himself in the apartment when he learns a
prowler is loose in the building.

DOUBLE ANNIVERSARY PARTY (10/13/56) Ralph and Alice are both planning surprise parties for each other.
ALICE PLAYS CUPID (l/17/53) Ralph is trying to get a better bus route by entertaining the traffic manager while Alice tries to fix him up with a girlfriend.

SUSPENSE (1/24/53) Ralph thinks Alice is trying to kill him when he overhears her rehearsing for a play.
THE DINNER GUEST (5/2/53) Ralph invites his boss over but Alice prevents him from talking about his promotion.
LUNCH BOX (3/28/53) Someone at the bus depot switches lunch boxes with Ralph and he blames Alice for the terrible lunch he eats.

ANNIVERSARY GIFT (2/21/53) A neighbor helps Ralph come up with a new gift when he and Trixie buy Alice the same thing.
HOT TIPS (4/ 11/53) When Ralph and Alice go to the racetrack, Ralph takes bets for neighbors and is taken for a bookie by a policeman.
MANAGER OF A BASEBALL TEAM ( 5/9/53) Ralph mistakenly believes he's being promoted to manager of the bus company.