*Smerelda's Kitchen Philosophy*

     
      *   A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this
          kitchen is delirious.
           
      *   No husband has ever been shot while doing the
          dishes.
           
      *   A husband is someone who takes out the trash
        and gives the impression he just cleaned the
        whole house.
         
      *   If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and
        cheap
         
      * A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

      * Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

      * A clean house is a sign of a mis-spent life.

      * Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out!

      * Housework done properly can kill you.

      * Countless number of people have eaten in this

        kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
         
      * My next house will have no kitchen --- just
        vending machines.
         

        Remember when......???

      * Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
        for they shall never cease to be amused.

       
        For some interesting and most unusual recipes
        check out  Antique Recipes  on the next page
           
               
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