The following is a collection of newspaper headers which
might cause one to pause.....
or at least read over again very slowly!
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds dead
Two Sisters Reunited After
18 Years at Checkout Counter
Survivor of Siamese Twins
Joins Parents
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be
Belted
Is There a Ring of Debris
Killer Sentenced to Die for
Second Time in 10 Years
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Chef Throws His Heart into
Helping Feed Needy Dinner
Stolen Painting Found
by Tree
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks;
See Recipes on page 4
Enfields Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
Eye Drops Off Shelf;
Suspect Contamination
Local High School Dropouts