A Tribute to one of my  all time favorite ladies.
"I was thirty-seven when I went to
work writing the column. I was too
old for a paper route,
too young for Social Security,
and too tired for an affair."
Erma Bombeck

Response from Erma Bombeck:

Dear Martha,
I'm writing this on the back of an old shopping list,
pay no attention to the jelly stains and syrup.
I'm 20 minutes late getting my daughter up for
school, packing a lunch with one hand, on the phone
with the dog Pound with the other.  Seems old Ruff
Needs bailing out again.  I burnt my arm on the
curling iron trying to make those cute curly fries.
how do they do that???