"I said I would never have a Bumper Sticker page, as everybody knows Internet emailology has enough. But could not pass up these little dittys sent to me by my sis, Debo..They're new to me and hopefully to you ..if that is at all possible. Let's hear it for the girls~"
1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.
3. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
4. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
5. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
6. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
7. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.
8. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.
9. Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
10. I'm Out Of Estrogen - And I Have A Gun.
11. Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like.....Who Cares?
12. Next Mood Swing : 6 Minutes.
13. And Your Point Is.....?
14. Warning : I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
15. Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.
16. Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
17. You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.
18. All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.
19. I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People.
20. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
21. Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
22. If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy.
23. Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
Love,
Debo
Just so the guys don't feel left out ..here's two for them...
Will work for food..will beg for sex
Men have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth
More for the girls... seen around my hometown!
HORN BROKEN..WATCH FOR FINGER! (I recently bought this one in Biloxi, MS) I want to die in my sleep like my grandmother. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in her car
My karma ran over your dogma.
Gun control means using both hands!
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
Welcome to Texas, now go home
Women are natural Leaders..you are following one right now!
Who needs Santa..my kids have Grandma.
Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!
I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.
If you write "WASH ME" on my car, I'll carve "RESUSITATE ME" on your chest
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get !!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
Hit me, I need money
IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE
If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Grow your own dope, plant a man.Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere.
I can go from Zero to Bitch in 2.0 Seconds
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
Never fight ugly people they have nothing to lose
If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.No CD player, cassette player, not even a radio.. Already stolen.
A friend in need... can be a real pain in the ass.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
Not tonite dear, I have a modem!
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