Betty's Best Boops!
"Well, my opinion is....."

 If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

When the chips are down,
the buffalo is empty.

You never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive.

Experience is something you don't
get until just after you need it.

He who hesitates is probably right.

A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.

Never do card tricks for the group
you play poker with.

99 percent of lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
 

                A conclusion is the place where
                      you got tired of thinking.
 

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Back Up My Hard Drive?
How do I Put it in Reverse?

The severity of the itch
is proportional to the reach.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Money can't buy love.
But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before.

The colder the X-ray table,
the more of your body is required on it.
(I know I recently spent time there)

Eagles may soar,
but parakeets  aren't sucked into jet engines.

Hell hath no fury like
the lawyer of a woman scorned.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism;
to steal from many is research.

Bills travel through the mail
at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists

Don't sweat petty things...
or pet sweaty things.

Those who live by the sword
get shot by those who don't.

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
 
Everyone has a photographic memory
Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought.
It was unfamiliar territory.

I'm  always late.
My  ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
Save the whales.
Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like,
you know, night.

A kick in the butt is sometimes
equal to a step forward

My choice of fashion depends on what
doesn't itch
 
Been there..done that..
can't remember most of it.
 

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