CALPURNIA watched as the old man was harrassing the boy. Then, another boy, much bigger burst into the cafe. He too, had a strange head dress. It looked like a huge piece of a meat grinder. "Gramps." he bellowed out, "I said two coats of wax on my car. Not just one." "I put the second one on last week." said the old man. "Oh yeah?" asked the huge youth, "With your eyes closed?" Then, the smaller youth asked "Are you two related?" Then, the old man banged on the young boy's head with his cane saying "Hello, hello. What do you think? That Griff would call me 'Gramps' for my health?" The small youth looked at the larger youth exclaiming "That's Griff?" "Gramps!" demanded the youth named Griff, "What the hell do you think I'm paying for." He went over to grab the old man by the arm. As he was being dragged out, the old man told the little youth "Hey McFly. Tell your grandmother I said 'Hello.'." Then, he was pulled out the door. Then, the taller youth burst in saying "Hey McFly. Don't you go nowhere. You're next!" Then, the tall youth left. The small youth turned back to the counter saying "Geez!" Then, a voice was heard. "Nintendo Video Game." it said. Then music was heard. Calpurnia turned to see where it came from. It came from the tall box with the window in it. The window seemed to light up with a cartoon with three men wearing strange head dresses. Then, she heard the boy called McFly get up and say "It is 'Wild Gun Man'." The one of the two boys who were monkeying with it said "My dad said he used play this game." Game? exclaimed Calpurnia to herself. "How do you play this?" asked the other boy. The boy called McFly, putting his head dress on top of the box, picked up an object saying "I used to be a crack shot at this." He pointed it at the images in the window. Flashes of light illuminated the glass and the men in the screen dropped to the ground. To her shock, she saw the window read "CRACK SHOT" and the music played again. Then, one of the younger boys who got-whatever this is-going, said "You don't use your hands. It's like a baby's toy." The two little boys left as the older boy asked himself "A baby's toy?" Then, she saw the boy name McFly look at his left wrist. On it was a strang bracelet and something resembling the disk on the building across the street. Then, a voice was heard from behind. Calpurnia turned to see who it was. It was another boy, bearing the same McFlius-Heston resemblance as the one called McFly and wearing the same clothes and head dress as the one called McFly. He said "Pepsi Perfect." "Oh, geez." said a voice behind him. Calpurnia turn to look. The McFly boy was gone, as if he had jumped from one spot to the next in a split second. Then, the boy named Griff burst into the cafe saying "I thought I told you to stay in here." The young lad turned to Griff saying "Hey Griff." The boy called Griff approached the boy called McFly being followed by three others. One of them was a young female. They were wearing the most vicious outfits she's ever seen. She's never seen any clothing from anyone, not even the barbarians that her husband had brought home to Rome in captivity have worn outfits like those. "Hey McFly." said the boy named Griff. The boy named McFly was making a nervous grin. "McFly!" repeated the boy named Griff pointing down, "Your shoe lace is unbelt." The boy named McFly looked down. As he did, the boy named Griff delivered a good belt and flung him onto the top of the counter. Then, he took the boy named McFly by the shoulder saying "Well, McFly! Did you think about tonight's opportunity?" "I don't know." said the boy named McFly, "I think it's a little dangerous." Then, the female in the group, a blonde haired one, approached the boy named McFly and stroke his cheek with something resembling a sharp object saying "What's wrong, McFly? You don't got no stroke?" She reached down to below the belt and struck him. The boy turned onto the counter. The gang laughed at the boy's misery. Then, the boy named Griff picked up the boy named McFly and said "Well, what's it gonna be?" "I'd think I'll have to ask my father." "Your father?" asked the entire gang in chorus. "Wrong answer, McFly." said the boy named Griff and he flung him over the counter. Calpurnia got a good look at the boy named Griff and recognized him. "Brutus!" she exclaimed. The boy named Griff turned to the woman and said "What did you call me?" Calpurnia said nothing. "Well." demanded the boy named Griff, "What are you looking at?" "Look at her outfit." said the female in the group. One of the guys said "Hey lady. Halloween aint here for the next ten days." They all laughed at her. Then, the two unicyclist got off their cycles and approached the gang saying "Hey guys, haven't you done enough trouble already? Why don't you leave the poor lady alone." The boy named Griff turned to the two cyclist saying "Why don't you two stay out of this!" The men backed away and got back on their unicycles. "That's it." said the boy named Griff, pointing at the cyclists, "You two keep peddling." They did. The boy named Griff was still pointing when the boy named McFly emerged from behind the counter. Then, he leaped over the counter. The boy named Griff had one hand on his shoulders and made fist with the other. "Let's hear the right answer." said the boy named Griff. The boy named McFly flung Griff's arm off of him like parchment. "Wow!" said the boy named Griff, "Since when did you get to be the physical type?" "The answer's no, Giff." said the boy named McFly. "No?" exclaimed Griff. "Your heard me. I said no, Griff." said the boy named McFly, "Are you deaf and stupid?" He turned to leave. As he did, the boy named Griff asked "What's matter, McFly? Chicken?" One of the gangmembers grabbed his side and a sound of chicken was heard. The boy named McFly paused for a minute. Then, he turned around asking "What did you call me?" At the same time, Calpurnia saw the boy named Griff hold a club in his back ready to strike the boy named McFly. The club itself seemed to sprout up. "Chicken, McFly!" said the boy named Griff. The sound of a chicken was heard again. "Nobody..." said the boy named McFly, flinging off his headress, "...calls me..." Then, the boy named Griff produced his club, ready to strike the boy named McFly. "...chicken." said the boy named McFly, smilingly. The boy named Griff reeled back with his gang ducking and swung at the boy named McFly, missing him and hitting one of the boxes. The box exploded and sparks came out. The boy named Griff was still holding his club when he was shaking as if the box was causing him to do so. Then, Griff leaned back and started proving that he was bigger than the boy named McFly saying "Okay bug. Now..." "Hey Griff." said the boy named McFly, "Look." He was pointing to a part of the room. The boy named Griff look. The boy named McFly produced a fist and was ready to hit him when the boy named Griff grabbed it. Then, the boy named McFly kneed the boy named Griff in the groin and flung him at the gang. Then, he fled.
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After seeing his other self flee the cafe and Griff's gang pursuing him, Marty went in to get Calpurnia. Just in time, too. Calpurnia, believing that Griff was Brutus, picked up a knife from someone's plate and was about to use it on him. Tackling her, he said "That's not Brutus, ma'am." Then, Griff looked up at the two and said "You!" Picking up his bat, he got to his feet. Marty grabbed Calpurnia by the arm and took her out the door. Outside, he could see his other self on that Hoverboard he took from one of those two girls to escape Griff's gang. He took Calpurnia away from that scene and started explaining what was happening. "Calpurnia." said Marty, "You're not going to believe this but..." He started to smile. "...you're in the future." "The future?" exclaimed Calpurnia. "That's right." said Marty, "Do know that 'chariot' that you were in? It's a time machine. The one you call 'Emmettus' invented it to travel through time." Calpurnia stared at him in disbelief over what she was hearing. "He got stranded in your time, got messed up with Brutus and Cassius and had to send for me." Marty went onto say. Meanwhile, Griff came out of the cafe and started swinging his bat on the oncoming Marty only to miss. "Do you see that look-a-like of me?" said Marty. "Yes." said Calpurnia. "That's me." said Marty, "I was here before." "For what purpose?" asked Calpurnia. "To keep my son out of jail." said Marty, "You see, Doc came here to the future to observe the progress of mankind and found out about my kids and went back to get me. That big guy with the bat was to get my son involved in a robbery. So Doc knocked out my son and I took his place." Meanwhile, across the street, Griff's gang told Marty's other self "Hey McFly, you bojo. Those boards don't work over water unless you got power." Turning back to the conversation, Calpurnia asked "If you went back in time to get your friend, why did you wait until after he murdered my husband to take him out of 'my time'?" "He didn't murder your husband." said Marty, "Never even had the chance. But waiting until after he was to murder your husband for me to take him out of there wasn't even his idea." "Oh?" said Calpurnia. "Yeah." said Marty, "I screwed up. I was supposed to pick him up before he went with Brutus, Cassius and the conspirators to stab your husband. But I sent it so it could return later than he wanted me too. And all hell broke loose." In the meantime, Griff pulled out his "Pit Bull" and had his gang strap on. Standing on top of the power board, Griff said "Batter up!" The "Pit Bull" took Griff and his gang to Marty's other self. Meanwhile, Marty was still thinking back to what he did on the Ides of March and said "Damn! It's all my fault." "Heston." said Calpurnia, "Why didn't you stop him?" "I tried." said Marty, "But he knocked me out and went with the conspirators." Then, Marty though of something. "Jennifer's mother's mod outfit." he said, "Damn! I've got some explaining to do when I get back." "That's twice I heard that name." said Calpurnia, "Is it someone you know?" "She's my girlfriend." said Marty, "When I first laid eyes on her, it was like lightning. We couldn't keep our eyes off of each other." "The same thing happened to me when I first saw my husband." said Calpurnia as she produced her husband's will. Marty put his hand on her shoulder saying "I'm sorry about him." During the conversation, the first Marty fell into the Courthouse pool causing Griff and his gang to miss him and hit the Courthouse. He got out and activated the dryer in the jacket, gave the board back to the girl who didn't need it now because she got the "Pit Bull." In the meantime, the Marty that came from 44 B.C. looked at the clock in the cafe saying "Damn! Where's the Doc?" His other self, after his encounter with Old Terry went into the "Blast From the Past" antique store to buy the Almanac. With his other self in there, Marty and Calpurnia went out in front of the cafe to get a better veiw of the arrest of Griff and his gang. "Talk about deja vu." he said. "Marty, I'm back." said a voice. It was the Doc's. He was out of his toga and was wearing something futuristic. Marty turned to him and asked "Doc, Where's the DeLorean?" "Right here." said Doc, pointing to a vacant part of the curb. Marty stepped off the curb to look around only to bump into something invisible. "You see," said Doc, "Not only had I have the fuel line refurbished but the cloaking device as well." "That's great, Doc." said Marty. Doc turned to Calpurnia and said "And you've found Calpurnia. Now, we go take her back to Rome and drop her off at her place." "Emmettus!" said Calpurnia, "Heston said that you and him are time travelers. If that's so, why didn't you try to save my husband instead of participating in his murder?" "What?" he exclaimed. "Doc!" said Marty, "I told her. She knows!" Doc took Marty aside and said "Great Scott! Marty, why did you do that for?" "Because she was ready to kill Griff." said Marty, "Like Biff, he looks like Brutus. She thought that it was him." "Marty!" said Doc, "Winding up with Calpurnia here in the future is one thing, and so is having her wander around in a city that she doesn't know. But, it's another to inform her that she is in the future, that she's been traveling through time." "Doc." said Marty, "What was I supposed to do?" "Just get her away from Griff and wait for me." said Doc, "Don't you remember what happened to Jennifer after she realized that her trip to the future wasn't a dream after all?" "Oh shit!" said Marty "You're right, Doc. What are we going to do?" "Get her into the Delorean and sleep induce her." said Doc, "Then take her back to 44 B.C. and drop her off at her place. When she wakes up in her own home she'll think she was having a dream." "Doc!" said Marty, "Are you sure? She'll be out for an hour and Mark Antony can't wait that long for the will." "Don't worry, Marty." said Doc, "I can now adjust the inducer so the subject could sleep from about a few minutes to eight hours." "You're the doc, Doc." said Marty. Turning to Calpurnia, Doc said "I hope you' ve seen enough of this place and want to get back to give Mark Antony the will. Well, we're when you are." "That's good." said Calpurnia, "Let me get the will." She went over to where another DeLorean had just landed. Doc saw the DeLorean and grabbed Calpurnia and dragged her into the invisible DeLorean with Marty following. "Doc." he said, "What is it?" "Look!" said Doc. Marty did. It was the same DeLorean that first took him, Doc, and Jennifer to the year 2015. Then, Calpurnia spoke. "Emmettus." she said, "What happened to the bag I put the will in?" "Bag?" exclaimed Doc and Marty, "What bag?" The one I left on top of that other chariot." Doc looked around and said "Great Scott!" "Doc!" said Marty, "What is it?" "Look!" motioned Doc to the general direction of the antique store outside. Marty and Calpurnia did. "Holy shit!" said Marty. Looking outside, they saw the other Doc and Marty outside the store. The other Doc was holding the Almanac in one hand, the bag in the other, reprimanding the other Marty for what he was planning to do. Doc turned to Calpurnia saying "Is the will in that bag?" "Yes." said Calpurnia. "Okay." said Doc, "Just sit tight in here. After I put my other self puts it in the garbage and leaves with the other Marty, we'll get out and get that will." Minutes passed, before a black-and-white flew out of the alley. It was the same black-and-white that took Jennifer to her future home. Then, after a few words the other Doc put the bag in the garbage and got into the other DeLorean with the other Marty and drove off. The three saw their chances and got out. Doc went ahead to look. They were at the corner of the building when Doc stopped them. "We're too late." he said. "Doc." asked Marty, "What is it?" "Look." said Doc. The three peered from behind the corner and looked at where the other Doc garbaged the Almanac. Old Biff had it. "So," they heard him say, "Doc Brown invented a time machine." Indeed, Doc, Marty and Calpurnia were all too late to get that will.