On Giving The Finger


Whether this is fact or fiction, it's certainly plucking interesting to historians and some literate pheasants, so in the interest of keeping you up to date on all the latest current ancient history ...

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating
victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of
all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be
impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be
incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of
the native English Yew (pronounced "you") tree, and the act of
drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the
defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant
cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental
fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with
an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on
the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known
as "giving the bird".

And yew thought yew knew everything!



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