and that's the title it arrived with... maybe you've seem some of these passing through your email if you know some odd people... I decided to comment on some of these just to be able to put them up on my pages with a bit of my own personality added... for better or worse... my comments are in the lighter blue... really, I mean, I wouldn't write anything as silly as the other stuff, now would I?... hmmmm... anybody experiencing deja vu? J Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. I wonder if that goes for all rubbers... Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. no wonder so many people are allergic to peanuts... There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. which way makes it more than a dollar?... The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. I suppose that would mean left index finger for me... A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. that's very reassuring... There are more chickens than people in the world. I suppse that includes scared people... Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. this is profound... The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched yes, but what is the word that is screeched?... On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. confused?... No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. what if you lisp and say tons?... of course this doesn't include made-up words like I use... Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mt how about mt?... as in the opposite of full (spelling counts?)... All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. and you expect us to read tham all?... where's Yacko when we need him?... Almonds are a member of the peach family. so is the peach a nut or is the almond a fruit?... Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. must have been one heck of a dance... Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. wow... There are only four words in the English language which end in dous tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. any other word-lovers out there enjoying this?... In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10 I thought it was 1:50... Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. so this is like... don't believe everything you read?... The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross. ummmm... When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city. what about the U of Michigan?... A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. ruffles have ridges too... but the dime doesn't have extra flavor... On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the 1 encased in the shield and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner. who?... The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. the better to see us with?... Who's that playing the piano on the Mad About You theme? Paul Reiser himself. who sings it?... In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. the irony of the English dry humour?... Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. figures... John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. and all the other girl were green with envy?... The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. isn't that also the average time for an orgasm?... no coincidence, huh?... There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. how cute... ODD END INDEX CROSSROADS MORE ODD ENDS  EMAIL
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