...THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE... (I HOPE...) THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE...
GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL...GET REAL
State Secrets (Stated)
...things you might not write home to tell mother, even if you knew...
EPISODE 3:
GAS AIDS
RECEIVED VIA THE EARLY WARNING FORWARDED-MAIL SYSTEM
(no attempt to corroborate the story has been made to date)
(you have been informed)
Hello... my name is Captain Abraham Sands of the Jacksonville, Florida Police Department. I have been asked by state and local authorities to write this email in order to get the word out to car drivers of a very dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous states.
Some person or persons have been affixing hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump handles. These needles appear to be infected with HIV positive blood.
In the Jacksonville area alone there have been 17 cases of people being stuck by these needles over the past five months.
We have verified reports of at least 12 others in various states around the country. It is believed that these may be copycat incidents due to someone reading about the crimes or seeing them reported on the television. At this point no one has been arrested and catching the perpetrator(s) has become our top priority.
Shockingly, of the 17 people who where stuck, eight have tested HIV positive and because of the nature of the disease, the others could test positive in a couple years.
Evidently the consumers go to fill their car with gas, and when picking up the pump handle get stuck with the infected needle.
IT IS IMPERATIVE TO CAREFULLY CHECK THE HANDLE of the gas pump each time you use one.
LOOK AT EVERY SURFACE YOUR HAND MAY TOUCH, INCLUDING UNDER THE HANDLE.
If you do find a needle affixed to one, immediately contact your local police department so they can collect the evidence.
PLEASE HELP US BY MAINTAINING A VIGILANCE AND BY FORWARDING THIS EMAIL TO ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO DRIVES.
NEXT STATE SECRET (STATED)
BACK TO THE SSS INDEX (SSShhhhhhh)
MAINGATE
FRONTDOOR
WRITTEN GARDENS
CROSSROADS
FAREWELL
EMAIL EMAIL