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...reporting from the deep south, USA...
in what might be the hardest blow to the sexual revolution since AIDS, the states of Georgia and Texas have made it illegal for women to buy or sell any sort of device to aid in sexual pleasure...
a leading fundamentalist applauded the laws anonymously stating
"it is good to see the Lord is still respected in these fine southern states.
After all, we all know a woman's place and there are enough utensils in those drawers to keep her quite busy"...
internet psychologists have expressed concern that more frustrated women from these states may appear online with subconscious anger and repressed hostility toward themselves and everybody else...
...quick, call Dr. Ruth...
recently an Alabama court overturned a similar anti-sexual devise law, but the state is currently appealing the decision in a higher court...
there have been reports of a great demand for black market dildos, reportedly bigger and better than ever, as women eagerly reach under the table to grab them up as fast as they come out... some manufacturers report having a hard time keeping up with the demand...
...condolences to frustrated women everywhere...
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