Author: Plautus
Date: about 206 BC
Model: Alazon by unknown Greek playwright
Adaptations: Stephen Sondheim uses the recognition scene in
his A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
Texts and Commentaries
CAST OF CHARACTERS
PYRGOPOLYNICES - the braggart soldier
ARTOTROGUS - parasite
PERIPLECTOMENUS - neighbor of Pyrgopolynices and friend of Pleusicles
PLEUSICLES - young Athenian
PALAESTRIO - servant of Pyrgopolynices
SCELEDRUS - servant of Pyrgopolynices
LUCRIO - servant of Pyrgopolynices
CARIO - cook of Periplectomenus
BOY
PHILOCOMASIUM - girl stolen from Pleusicles
ACROTELEUTIUM - Courtesan
MILPHIDIPPA - Acroteleutium’s maid
SLAVES
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| I. i | 1-79 | Pyrgopolynices
Artotrogus |
On a street in Ephesus, Pyrgopolynices stands with his parasite and several soldiers, who carry his shield. As he brags about his victories and his strength in battle, Artotrogus sucks up by complimenting him on his beauty. At the end of the scene, they head towards the forum to enlist men into the military. |
| I.ii | 80-155 | Palaestrio | Palaestrio explains how he came to be Pyrgopolynices’ servant. Philocomasium, Pyrgopolynices stole his previous master’s lover. When he attempted to inform his master of this scandal, Palaestrio was attacked by pirates. The pirates awarded him to Pyrgopolynices as a present. When they returned to Ephesus, Palaestrio informed Pleusicles of the situation through a letter. In order to rescue his love, Pleusicles moved to the city and lives in the house of Pyrgopolynices’ neighbor. The couple is able to visit each other through a secret passage, which links the two houses. |
| II. ii | 156-272 | Palaestrio
Periplectomenus |
Periplectomenus tells Palaestrio that a servant from Pyrgopolynices’ house saw Philocomasium kissing Pleusicles. After realizing the impact of this news, Palaestrio devises a plan, in which Philocomasium becomes an identical twin. He intends to tell his master that a young Athenian and Philocomasium’s twin sister have come to stay with Periplectomenus. |
| II. iii | 273-254 | Palaestrio
Sceledrus |
Sceledrus, the servant in charge of guarding Philocomasium, emerges from the soldier’s house. He informs Palaestrio that he witnessed Philocomasium kiss an unknown man in the neighbor’s house. Palaestrio badgers Sceledrus by making fun of his eyesight. Since Sceledrus stubbornly thinks the girl was in the neighbor’s house, Palaestrio brings Philocomasium out of the soldier’s house to Sceledrus. |
| II. iv | 255-410 | Palaestrio
Sceledrus Philocomasium |
Even though Sceledrus sees Philocomasium emerge from his master’s house, he still believes that she committed an unlawful act. Philocomasium acts as if she is offended by his accusations and runs into the house. |
| II. v | 411-481 | Palaestrio
Sceledrus Philocomasium |
Philocomasium uses the passage between the two houses, and quickly reemerges from Periplectomenus’ house as Dicea, the twin sister. Sceledrus attempts to force her into the soldier’s house, since he believes that she is Philocomasium. After escaping his grasp, Philocomasium escapes back into the neighbor’s house. Palaestrio convinces Sceledrus that the woman must be Philocomasium’s sister. With his plan in motion, Palaestrio enters Periplectomenus’ house. |
| II. vi | 482-596 | Sceledrus
Periplectomenus |
Playing out his part in Palaestrio’s plan, Periplectomenus angrily confronts Sceledrus about the treatment of his guest, Dicea. Even though Periplectomenus forgives Sceledrus for his accusations, Sceledrus is afraid that his master will find out about his actions. So, he runs away. |
| III. i | 597-812 | Palaestrio
Periplectomenus Pleusicles |
Palaestrio, Periplectomenus and Pleusicles meet in the street to discuss the next steps in their plan. Although Palaestrio does not reveal the entire plan, he sends Periplectomenus looking for a beautiful woman and her maid. The two women will be used to lure Pyrgopolynices into adultery. |
| III. ii | 813-873 | Palaestrio
Lurcio |
Palaestrio calls for Sceledrus but Lurcio comes stumbling out the door. In a drunken state, he informs Palaestrio that Sceledrus is asleep. |
| III. iii | 874-946 | Palaestrio
Periplectomenus Acroteleutium Milphidippa |
Periplectomenus finds Acroteleutium, the courtesan, and her maid and he introduce them to Palaestrio. Palaestrio goes over certain details of the plan with them. He explains that Acroteleutium will act as Periplectomenus’ wife, who is infatuated with the soldier. Palaestrio will bring Periplectomenus’ ring to Pyrgopolynices to show her desire. |
| IV. i | 947-990 | Pyrgopolynices
Palaestrio |
Palaestrio gives Pyrgopolynices the ring and tells him about Acroteleutium’s desire for him. Since Pyrgopolynices is intrigued by her description, he asks Palaestrio what he should do about Philocomasium. Palaestrio advises him to send her back home with all the expensive items that he purchased for her. |
| IV. ii | 991-1093 | Palaestrio
Pyrgopolynices Milphidippa |
Palaestrio and Pyrgopolynices speak with Milphidippa about her mistress. Throughout their discussion, Milphidippa continuously flatters Pyrgopolynices and inflates his ego further. Pyrgopolynices finally agrees to see Acroteleutium. |
| IV. iii | 1094-1136 | Palaestrio
Pyrgopolynices |
While Palaestrio and Pyrgopolynices wait for Acroteleutium to appear, Pyrgopolynices discusses the removal of Philocomasium from his house. Again, Palaestrio advises him to send her home with the clothing and jewelry, which he had brought her. Pyrgopolynices takes his advise and runs into the house to speak with Philocomasium. |
| IV. iv | 1137-1199 | Palaestrio
Pleusicles Acroteleutium Milphidippa |
Palaestrio hands out further instructions while Pyrgopolynices is in the house. He tells Acroteleutium to use her trickery to win the attention of Pyrgopolynices. He tells Pleusicles to dress up in a skipper's outfit and inform Pyrgopolynices that the ship is leaving for Athens. If Philocomasium is to return home, she must gather her belongings and aboard the ship. Palaestrio will escort Philocomasium to the ship. But, instead of returning to Pyrgopolynices, he will also board the ship and return to Athens. |
| IV. v | 1200-1215 | Palaestrio
Pyrgopolynices |
Pyrgopolynices describes his triumph in convincing Philocomasium to return to Athens. He gives her everything that she desires including Palaestrio. |
| IV. vi | 1216-1283 | Palaestrio
Pyrgopolynices Acroteleutium Milphidippa |
Milphidippa and Acroteleutium play on the fact that the soldier is so conceited about his good looks. Acroteleutium acts as if she faints from the mere sight of him. Pyrgopolynices is drawn to the woman because she adores his beauty as much as he does. |
| IV. vii | 1284-1310 | Pleusicles
Palaestrio Pyrgopolynices |
Pleusicles, disguised as the skipper, comes to the soldier’s house to fetch Philocomasium. |
| IV. viii | 1311-1377 | Pleusicles
Palaestrio Pyrgopolynices Philocomasium |
Palaestrio and Philocomasium say their good-byes to Pyrgopolynices and set out for the ship with Pleusicles. |
| IV. ix | 1378-1393 | Pyrgopolynices
boy |
Pyrgopolynices enters his neighbor’s house in search of Acroteleutium. He soon finds out that Periplectomenus is waiting for him on the other side of the door. |
| V. i | 1349-1439 | Pyrgopolynices
Periplectomenus Cario Sceledrus |
After Pyrgopolynices enters the house, Periplectomenus grabs hold of him and orders him to be beaten. He is aided by Cario, a cook, who threatens to cut out Pyrgopolynices' organs. Pyrgopolynices begs and pleas with Periplectomenus. He tells him that he thought his wife was divorced. Finally, Pyrgopolynices is released. As he returns home, he is greeted by Sceledrus and other servants. He inquires about Philocomasium’s departure. They inform him that her ship has set sail and that her lover was disguised as the skipper. Pyrgopolynices figures out the plan that Palaestrio set in motion. |