the jokes page:
Cats and Dogs: The Conflict
Within
1. A
Letter From the Dog
Snippet: "To: Master of the house; From: Dog;
Subject: Cat..."
2. A
Cat's Diary
Snippet: " Day 183 of my captivity. My captors
continued..."
3. A
Dog's Diary
Snippet: " 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!..."
4. Toilet
Cleaning Tips
Snippet: " (1). Put both lids of the toilet
up and add 1/8 cup of ..."
5. Simon's
Cat
Snippet: " The dog suggests that for those
times when you feel ..."