the jokes page:
Cats and Dogs: The Conflict Within



     1. A Letter From the Dog
                     Snippet: "To: Master of the house;   From: Dog;   Subject: Cat..."
 

     2. A Cat's Diary
                     Snippet: " Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued..."
 

     3. A Dog's Diary
                     Snippet: " 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!..."
 

     4. Toilet Cleaning Tips
                     Snippet: " (1). Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of ..."
 

     5. Simon's Cat
                     Snippet: " The dog suggests that for those times when you feel ..."