BEER

Inner tubes supplied

Big Ass BBQ (maybe)

When it’s 120 degrees and you can’t find enough COLD BEER

What do you do?…..what do you do? Are you stupid?…

Grab a tube, some BEERS and follow BUTT HOOK and DIAMOND DICK down

The Kern River!

Total cost for this fabalus event is $29.69 including:

--A SIGNED picture of Butt Hook and Diamond Dick & maybe Limpnoids

--The usual crappy food and B.S.

--Your inner tube

AND: SHITTY really really really SHITTY (yeach) BEER

Accommodations @: The Royal Oak Motel - around $50 clams/nite - depends on beer volume

889 Oak Street

Bakersfield, CA 93304

Phone:661.324.9686 Tell them you’re with the hashers.

YOU MUST BE A COMOPOPTENENNETENT SWIMIMERRER

SERIOUS

MANY STUPID PEOPLE HAVE DROWNED

DON’T BE STUPID – WE WILL TEST YOU!!!!!!

I can hurt myself if I damn well want to, drink myself silly drunk & drown in the Kern River so long as my ass politely faces skyward so my fellow hashers can use my butt crack to hold their beers.

NO DROWNING!!!!!!

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Hash Name, Home Hash-Important Shit Other stupid names-who cares?

Address & phone/email/bullshit bla bla bla:_______________________________

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Mail shit like emergency contacts NO DROWNING INFO, STUPIDIDY INFO & $$$ to: BHHH

BUTT HOOK (Dave Mut)

2509 BRALORNE COURT

BAKERSFIELD, CA 93309

DIAMOND DICK (Marc Uharriet)

P. O. BOX 41532

BAKERSFIELD, CA 93384