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ENCYCLOPÆDIC PSEUDODICTIONARY

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Consultant in Ultrasonic Processing
"changing materials with high-intensity sound"
Technical and Historical Writer, Oral Historian
Popularizer of Science and Technology
Rail, Auto, Air, Ordnance, and Model Enthusiast
Light-weight Linguist, Lay Minister, and Putative Philosopher

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PAGE INDEX:

On the Encyclpædic Pseudodictionary:
Pseudodictionary - the inspiration for these pages.
Pseudodictionary Entries.

On this Encyclpædic Pseudodictionary Continuation Page 1:

Automotive Names and Terms. - moved here on 24 Apr 2004.   rev.gif (24 Apr 04)
1940's Radio Jingles. - - moved here on 24 Apr 2004.   rev.gif (24 Apr 04)

On the LANGUAGE page:
ENGLISH FIRST* - English as the official (and ONLY) language of the United States.

(moved to its own page 08 Apr 03)
FRA (Federal Railroad Administration) Terminology.
LIMERICKS.
TONGUE TWISTERS.
GERMAN GEMS.
LONG WORDS.
OXYMORONS.
ARABIC NUMERALS.
U. S. ASCII CHARACTERS.
AMERICAN ENGLISH KEYBOARDS.
LINGUISTIC MISCELLANY
(including Palindromes).

On the DENGLISH page:

DENGLISH - Neutered or Degenderized English
Original Proposal of 11 May 1990.

ENCYCLOPÆDIC PSEUDODICTIONARY

A Comprehensive Compendium of
inherently-linguistic
Idiocies, Inanities, and Imbecilities.

Pseudodictionary - the inspiration for this page - I recommend for your amusement Paul Jarvis and Garrett Thomson's pseudodictionary, wherein you will find far too many of my own inanities (noted on the preceding page).

And there's always my own Zictionary, a glossary of wordZ in Z-scale (1:220).

Automotive Names and Terms

 Cry-slur Corporation
Cry-slur - I could say that their cars are so bad they make you cry but that would be a slur.
Doge - the official car of the Chief Magistrate of Venice and Genoa.
deSoto - de car deliberately designed to delight de decadent and degenerate (and ill-spoken) denizens of Denmark's Department of Defense.
Ply-mouth - a car with tightly-spaced vertical wood laminations in its grille
(ripped off by Fo'ard's Edsell).
Far-go - long-distance trucks
(originally designed specifically for the NYC-North Dakota run).

Generic Motors Corporation
Caddylack - cars for the financially-challenged.
Lah, Salle - limousines for elegant ladies.
Buwick - wicks for OEM and after-market kerosene headlamps

"When better wicks are built, Buwick will build them!"
Oldsnowbile - cars for arctic and antarctic use
"You go in snow or we peigh the tow!"
Pontiyack - the car for the inveterate backseat driver.
Shoverolet - push cars for Offenhauser midget racing.
GNC Trucks - vitamin-enriched commercial vehicles.

Fo'ard Motor Corporation
Fo'ard - futuristic cars

"There's a Fo'ard in Your Future!"
Linkcon - fraudulent virtual vehicles.
Edsell - son of a Fo'ard - "the Ply-mouth with an egg in its mouth".
Mercurie - radioactive cars made of depleted uranium
"They Glow at Night!" Monark - French-Canadian Mercurie; used by Noah to evacuate animals in floods.
Fo'ardson - English junior-sized tractors based on the Edsell chassis.
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Back'ard Motors Corporation
Back'ard - retrospective cars

"Ask the Man who Owned One!"

Stupidbaker (later absorbed by Back'ard)
Stupidbaker - reversible cars

"The Back'ards-Fo'ards Car"
Also manufacturer of the old Conestogie wagon, used by ice cream and cigar vendors.

AwBurn-Cored-Duesandberg Corporation (ACD - Acey-Duecy)
AwBurn - cars renowned for faulty electrical systems.
Cored - front wheel drive autos which had endless front-end troubles

and were converted to rear-wheel drive by cutting a drive-shaft tunnel through the body. Duesandberg - arctic regions membership collection vehicles
Rolz-Roice
Rolz-Roice - luck sure ye motor cars; your choice is Rolz-Roice.
BentLee - for the diffident driver with a bent for the lee.

JagYouAre Motorcars, Ltd. (VERY limited by Fo'ard!)
SS Cars - Nazi staff cars.
JagYouAre Cars - cars for the catty.
JagYouAre Mark II - cars for the kitty.

Mercerized Bents - (see BW-Z Names).

Auto Onion - (see BW-Z Names).

BMW - Berliner Motoren Werke - (see BW-Z Names).

DKW - de kockeyed wonder!

(das kleine Wunder).

Portia - the car for the successful businesswoman

"Portia faces life."

Horcht - second-choice Nazi staff cars

also Wehrmacht tank trucks (Horcht vessels).

Kneesan - Japanese toy autos (formerly Dot-Soon)

also maker of the luxury Infinity.

Toy-O-Tah - Japanese toy farewell autos

also maker of the luxury Lecksus.

Han-da - ancient Chinese autos

also maker of the luxury Acurate.

I-Sues-You - Japanese cars with dubious titles.

1940's Radio Jingles

Rinsew White - sempstress's laundry detergent:

"Rinsew White
Rinsew White
Happy Little
Washday Song!"

LustreKreme - shiny doughnut doilies:

"Dream, girl;
dream, girl;
beautiful LustreKreme, girl.
You owe your crowning glory to
a LustreKreme sham, too!"

Duzz - 40's NYC handyman:

"Duzz does Everything!"

Gel-o - hair preparation, as popularized by Baby Schnooks in the the famèd ditty:

"'G' - 'E' - 'L' - hello-o-o-o
I LIKE it!"

Lucky Strike - cancer sticks:   new.gif (24 Apr 04)

"Lucky Strike means a fine, tobacco!"

This page is concerned with the Encyclpædic Pseudodictionary, only; please visit my LANGUAGE page, my DENGLISH - Neutered or Degenderized English page, my CULTURE page (so-called) for literature and such and my fun page for humor (again, so-called).

Pseudodictionary - the inspiration for this page - I recommend for your amusement Paul Jarvis and Garrett Thomson's pseudodictionary, wherein you will find far too many of my own inanities (noted on the preceding page).

And there's always my own Zictionary, a glossary of wordZ in Z-scale (1:220).

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