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[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 0:
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power
Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Dual-Power
"Drei-Eis" Dry-Ice-Electric Locomotive 2-B+2-2+B-2.
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1 dual-powered B-C.
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Genesis Redivivus!.
BW-BLW-GE-WEC-PRR GG2.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13
13-truck Shay!
4-Truck Heisler V8
Steam Motorcars
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker*
* - in addition to Karen's wild and wonderful fancies, you might also enjoy Andrea
Luigi Meneghini's fantastic
Da Vinci Rails site (and see my version of his BR 53, the
BR 35.3, below).
(19 May 07)
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR AA½ 0-2-2-0 Articulated Switcher.
BEDT #1718 0-4-4-0T Articulated Tank Switcher
BEDT #1920 0-6-6-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/PRR RCCR1 4-D+D-D+D-4 "Millipede".
BW/PRR BP120 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 "Millipede II".
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 7:
9,000HP GE-BW Turbine (B-B+B-B)-(B-B+B-B)-T.
9,000HP UP Turbine (B-B+B-B)-T-(B-B+B-B).
12,000HP GE-BW Turbine [(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-[(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-T.
16,000HP GE-BW Turbine (C-C+C-C)-(C-C+C-C)-T.
20,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D+D-D)-(D-D+D-D)-T.
18,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D)-(D-D)-T.
PRR S3 6-10-6 Turbine.
PRR BH50T 2-D+D-2 Centipede Turbine #5821.
PRR HH2 1-D+D-1.
Shay Geared Handcar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 8:
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-4.
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-6.
CP/BW Super Duper Selkirk (Auld Kirk)
2-4-6-8-10-12.
PRR/Baldwin/BW 8-8-8-8 Duplexii.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 9:
Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
ALCo-BW FA/B-0.1 and PA/B-0.1, the
FM-BW CPAB2.4-5, the
EMD-BW FL-0.9, the
ALCo-GE-IR MILW OF-5, and the
BW-ALCo-Heisler RS-1DPH
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 10:
More Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
NPC/BW (4-4)+4 Cab Forward Articulated.
Whiting Track Speeder with JAP engine.
Vulc-Hand Crank-Pneumatic Handcar.
Ruhnian State Railways's 665A-001.
PRR Zippo Hippo.
Poppet Valves and Worse
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 11:
Ruhnian State Railways - con't'd..
ALCo-BW DH-16220 "Big Time" A-B-C-D+E-F+G-H
ALCo-BW DH-16220 "Big Time II" A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H
ALCo-BW DH-18240 "Big Time III" A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I
BW 2-4-6-8-10-12 "Shayntipede" 6-TruckLogger
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 12:
BW-Moldover A-B-C-D-E-F-G Scale Test Car
BW 6-truck V8 Heisler 2-4-6-8-10-12
ALCo-BW Centipede Scale Test Car
BW-PRR RT1 Compound
BW-Ingalls-GM&O Turret-Cabs
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 13:
Erie #2800 Camelback 2-8-8-4 Yellowstone
Erie #2900 Camelback 2-10-10-4
ALCo RS-415 and RSC/RSD-615
ALCo FA-1P with pony trucks.
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1/PFA-1.
ALCo-GE-BW PFA-1.5.
ALCo-GE-BW PFABC-1.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 14:
12,0000HP GEVO.
8,800HP GEVO.
Very Early GEVO Boxcab.
8,800HP AC88CW.
12,0000HP AC12CW.
10,0000HP AC10GEVO.
Ruhnian State Rwys 465B Push-Pull.
Ruhnian State Rwys 465C V8.
Milwaukee Tripolar EP-2T.
(05 Apr 07)
Ruhnian State Rwys 465W Wankel.
(06 Apr 07)
RSR 465H Heisler Beyer-Garratt.
(06 Apr 07)
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 15:
(08 Apr 07)
RSR 46.5 Heisler.
(08 Apr 07)
BW/EMD Model 40-series.
(24 Apr 07)
4-Truck Shays.
(05 May 07)
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 16:
(21 May 07)
BR 35.3.
(19 May 07; moved from page 15 on 21 May 07)
UP Little Boy.
(21 May 07)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
Before I start, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page.
(08 Apr 07)
(08 Apr 07) and
(12 Oct 07)

(24 Apr 07)


(26-27 Jan 07 images by and © 2007 S. Berliner, III - after 1999 image
© J. Moldover - all rights reserved)
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(for reference only - 1999 The Railroad
Paint Shop image by and © J. Moldover - all rights reserved)
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(26-27 Jan 07 images by and © 2007 S. Berliner, III - after 1999 image
© J. Moldover - all rights reserved)
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Later, the BW worked openly with EMD to develop another line; here are Ira's
drawings of the BW-EMD Models 5, 10, 20, 60, and 80, bracketing the EMD Model 40:
(24 Apr 07)

(08-23 Apr 07 images by and © 2007 S. Berliner, III - after 1999 image
© J. Moldover - all rights reserved)
[Thumbnailed - click on picture for larger image.]

(for reference only - 1999 The Railroad
Paint Shop image by and © J. Moldover - all rights reserved)
[Thumbnailed - click on picture for larger image.]

(08-23 Apr 07 images by and © 2007 S. Berliner, III - after 1999 image

(for reference only - 1999 The Railroad
Paint Shop image by and © J. Moldover - all rights reserved)
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Speaking of the the BW's "fabled DDP45", as I do at
the top of each Apocrypha page, it seems that Ira, in his dotage,
completely misunderstood brother George when the design studies for
the DDP45 were initiated and created a DD40 for EMD and the UP:
(12 Sep 07)

(05 May 07)

(05 May 07)

Karen Parker reminded me of Couscous Bay and that rang a bell - sure
enough, there WAS a company with a confusingly similar name, in the lignin business,
named the Couscous Bay Lignin Company, and they also had a 4-truck Shay
designed by Ira Ersatz. This one, Couscous Bay #22, was REALLY unique; it
burned the very lignin it hauled, in the form of powdered couscous, which was
pumped dry from the cistern to the firebox:
(05 May 07)

- Any attempt to inject an element of
reason into this series of pages will be forcibly rejected!
{Stay tuned!}
I always wondered at the incredibly tight security at the Berlinerwerke during WWII; now it can be told! See, for starters, the wild site of Sig Case, Rails to the Stars - Steam in Space, files from the National Aeronautics and Steam Administration and the tie-in to the Berlinerwerke V1 on Apocrypha Page 2.
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).

If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!
Take your tongue out of your cheek and visit D. Dickens' The Patiala State Monorail Tramway site; whooie (and it's for real)!
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