Date: Mon, 29 Apr 1996 22:06:43 -0600 (MDT)
From: A Goblin
To: Angel Dancers
Subject: Wee Blizzard (warning: off optic er ploopic um topical oops!)
Second Warning: cross toasted!
Hehe. Hi, it's me Jess'ca. I'm back from my wild adventure. First I went
down to Albuquerque to see Lucky, who are my favorite band of
RightThisMoment just cause they have the supercoolest singer, Kristi, and
some ReallyFunSongs. So if you see their CD lying around in your local
music store, rescue it! I call their music "relationship pop."
Then me and my little dog got lost somewhere in the Rocky Mountains of Coloardo, all nestled away in this little cabin up by Fairplay. We had no running water so I had to take a bath down in the stream...brr...and then there was a blizzard (well, it wasn't a naughty bad blizzard, just a nice friendly one), so we stayed inside and listened to Björk and Shawn, and watched bad videos (no water, but there was a VCR!--hehe) and then my little dog chased all the bears and coyotes away. And then the Goblins came and acted all mischievous. And then some English elves came and stole all the fireflies so there was no light. And then me and my little dog traveled down this gravel side road and got lost (kinda) and it was so beautiful I wanted to put on a John Denver tape... um... hehe... And then we drove to Keisha's house in Denver and I took a really long warm bath with lotsa candles glowing around me.
The End (but you're probably wondering what happened to the goblins, right?)
I feel oh-so-off-ploptic now....
-Jessi (who is really not Jessi at all, but a mischievous Goblin in disguise)