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Essay by Colleen Carroll: "Dad Vader"

Essay by C. Hope Clark:   The Mason Dixon Line

PUTRID MOVIE PATRONS  . . Essay by Mark Levitt, New York City

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                                                                -Walter Disney, Orlando

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                                                                -Caitlyn R., Augusta

"Our mutual epitomization of this web is: merific. We found it to be cogent, erudite, and
perspicacious -- if somewhat jocular."       --Funk and Wagnals  

"If you dont print anything stupid, how cum you printed that hillbilly letter? (ref: Short Fiction, "Letter From Mom") Thats shur nuf stupid if ther ever wuz wun. An I bet you dont print this neether."
                                                                -Joe Bob T., Pinehill

"This web sucks."
    -Nitecrawler, Denver

"Nitecrawler is full of balloon juice. That's hot air, Dumbo."
                                                                -Brad K., Harrisburg

"I am alive and well and living in a sorority house at Orel Roberts Univ."
                                                                -Elvis

"The story about the practical jokes was right on, man. (ref: Short Fiction, "The Quarterback and The
Joker") That actually happened to me, and I went ballistic until my mom told me about the pepper juice. I can laugh now, but it wasn't funny then."
                                                               -Enrico V., San Jose

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                                                               -Rosalyn M., Seattle

"In my opinion, the writer of Squirrely's Windmill failed to make the point against dress codes. My
school requires we wear uniforms (which are so old fashioned it isn't funny) and the whole idea
violates the concept of individual freedom. Adults say dress codes discourage gangs. It certainly hasn't
done that here. An open dress code allows a person to express herself in a non-violent way. That
should be encouraged."
                                                               -Shannon T., Dallas

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