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"Well there outta be a law with no bail, smash a guitar and you go to jail,
With no chance, for early parole, you don't get out 'til you get some soul,
Oh it breaks my heart to see those stars, smashing a perfectly good guitar,
I don't know who, they think they are, smashing a perfectly good guitar..."
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John Hiatt ("Perfectly Good Guitar")
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Truer words than Mr. Hiatt's have never been spoken when it comes to smashing guitars. Here
at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Guitars we offer alternative housing solutions to
unwanted stringed instruments. The senseless killing and destruction of these beautiful sonic
wonders must end NOW! The SPCG's Emergency Crisis Center is always available to help.
WARNING:
The surveilance photos and images from the SPCG case files below offer serious and
graphic examples of this senseless behavior and may not be appropriate for all individuals:
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FOLLOW THESE STEPS IF YOU FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO SMASH A GUITAR:
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Step 1: Place instrument safely back into case and close all clasps.
Step 2: Gather carton large enough to accomodate instrument case.
Step 3: Add styrofoam packing peanuts to fill all empty space in box.
Step 4: Using a strong packaging tape, securely tape down all flaps.
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Step 5: Click the pick to email Crisis Center for our mailing address.
Step 6: Get adhesive shipping label and write provided address on it.
Step 7: Gather sufficient currency and give to mailman with package. 
Step 8: Locate hammer of any type or style and grasp in hand firmly.
Step 9: Locate more deserving substitute items and smash to pieces.
Step 10: Enjoy nice frosty beverage and relax while sitting in recliner.
Congratulations!! You have done a worthy deed by sending a guitar to a
place where it shall be welcomed, played and given a warm loving home,
and if you followed step nine you've also made the world a better place!
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© Copyright - Steve Leavitt