She worries me so

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

If she'd leave us alone

We would have a happy home

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

Satan should be her name

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

To me they are about the same

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

Everytime I open my mouth

Then she tries to put me out

How could she stoop so low

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

I come home with my pay

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

She ask me what I made

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law

She thinks her advice is a constitution

If she would leave -- that would be the solution!

And don't come back no more!

My mother-in-law, mother-in-law

(I can dream, can't I?????)

I can only please one person per day.

Today is not your day.

Tomorrow's not looking good either.

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I don't have an attitude problem.

You have a perception problem

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