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THE INTERNET STORY

T A B L E . of . C O N T E N T S



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The author is not liable nor responsible for how smart you become.
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IN-TRO-DUCING...
. . . .THE INTERNET ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Intro



Chapter One
. . . .A Regal History of the Internet
. . . . . . . .by anarchyologist P. Ellsworth. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .One



Chapter Two
. . . .Finding Stuff on the 'Net . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Two



Chapter Three
. . . .How To WHAT ?!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Three



Chapter Four
. . . .My friends sometimes call me a paine in the ___ . . . . . . . . . . .Four



Chapter Five . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* new *
. . . .Do You Have THE WILL To Do It? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Five



Chapter Six
. . . .UseNet Newsgroups . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Six



Chapter Seven
. . . .The Secret of Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Seven



Chapter Eight
. . . .FLAMING, SPAM, and Sudden Death . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eight



Chapter Nine
. . . .U. S. Government & VETERANS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Nine



Chapter Ten
. . . .THE Best Golldern ISPs (Internet Service Providers) . . . . . . .Ten



Chapter Eleven
. . . .Hot & Cool Running Water . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Eleven



Chapter Twelve
. . . ."Toxic Taste" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Twelve



Chapter Thirteen
. . . .Love and Enlightenment for LAZY PEOPLE . . . . . . . . . Thirteen



Chapter Fourteen
. . . ."Billions and Billions" - Secrets of the Universe . . . . . . . .Fourteen



Chapter Fifteen
. . . .U P D A T I N G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fifteen



Chapter Sixteen
. . . .U P D A T I N G . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sixteen



Chapter Seventeen
. . . .by Ellsworth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Seventeen



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