Bacteria --- The back door of the cafeteria.
Barium --- What's done when the patient dies.
Bowel --- a,e,i,o,or u.
Bunion --- Paul's last name
Caesarean Section --- A neighborhood in southeast Rome.
Cat Scan --- Bill, Monica, and a cigar.....nuff said.
Cauterize --- Made eye contact with her.
Colic --- An Arkansas sheep dog.
Constipation --- Endangered Feces.
Coronary --- Domesticated yellow bird.
D & C --- Where Warshington is. (That's how hillbillys say it; Warshington)
Dilate --- To live a long life.
Enema --- Not a friend.
Fester --- Not slower.
Fibrillate --- Honestly Hillary, I was just giving her some career advice.
Genitals --- Ain't Jewish
G.I. Series --- Army vs. Navy
Hangnail --- aka Coat hook
Hernia --- A female's leg joint.
Impotent --- Distinguished, well known.
Intestine --- Currently taking an exam.
Labor pain --- Got hurt at work.
Medical Staff --- A doctor's cane.
Morbid --- A higher offer.
Nitrates --- Cheaper than day rates.
Node --- Was aware of.
Outpatient --- A person that's fainted.
Ova --- Finished.
Pap Smear --- To slander your father.
Paradox --- Two Medical Professionals.
Pelvis --- Elvis' last name.
Penis --- A person that plays the piano.
Postoperative --- Letter carrier.
Recovery Room --- A place to do upholstery
Rectum --- Dang near killed'em.
Seizure --- That Roman feller.
Tablet --- A Small table.
Terminal Illness --- Got sick at the Airport.
Tumor --- One more than one more.
Urine --- Opposite of you're out.
Varicose --- Near.
Vein --- Conceited.
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