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* Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.
* Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing.
* House passes gas tax on to Senate.
* Stiff opposition expected in casketless funeral plan.
* Two convicts escape noose, jury hung.
* William Kelly was fed secretary.
* Milk drinkers are turning to powder.
* Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.
* Quarter million Chinese live on water.
* Farmer Bill dies in House.
* Queen Mary having bottom scraped.
* Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors.
* Soviet virgin land short of goal.
* Eye drops off shelf.
* Squad helps dog bit victim.
* Dealers will hear car talk at noon.
* Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.
* Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests.
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