Am I Really Cool?

Hello there friend!

How would you like to know the answer to your BIGGEST question? Of course you would, now I'm sure your probably saying, in your nerdy white voice that you think is cool, "What question?"

DUH!!!!!!!! the question my friend is : I know I'm white but am I REALLY cool or do I alone think that I am? To answer this question then ask yourself the following questions:

  1. Can I say the word titmouse without giggling like a school girl?
  2. Exactly how many times a day do I send myself e-mails from my laptop?
  3. How much money have I spent trying to get high off listerine?
  4. Is my underwear tighter than a speedo?
  5. Do I actually like that?
  6. Are my pants higher than they are tight?
  7. When was the last time I called 1-900-FAT-BOTTOMED-GIRLS?
  8. Do I think I'm a black, or is it really just a tan?
  9. Have I ever owned a slinky (of my own free will)?
  10. How many?
  11. Why?
  12. Did I go to the movie, "Meet The Deedles" and actually laugh?
  13. Without the help of artificial substances?
  14. Again, Why?
  15. In the Spider-man Cartoon maker, did I make Spider-Man flatulate to the hospitalization of two women?
  16. Did I accidently see some old women naked in a window and get turned on?
  17. Have I ever escaped from a mental institution?
  18. Do I laugh like George McFly in "Back To The Future"?
  19. On purpose?
  20. Without the help of artificial substances?
  21. Do I use a santi-seat in my own house?
  22. Even if I live alone?
  23. If I'm a guy, or at least think I am, after I urinate do I have a wet spot on the inside of my thigh?
  24. Exactly, why is that?
  25. Am I proud of my farts?
  26. Are they my friends?
  27. Do they have names?
  28. Is Vanilla Ice my hero?
  29. Did I take the loser test yet? ( If you haven't and answered "yes" to question #28 then you don't need to because you already know the result. )
  30. Did I actually PAY to see "The Spice Girls?"
  31. Of my own free will?
  32. In reference to #30, did my mother, while pregnant with me, ever do drugs?
  33. How much?
  34. Do I think it impresses girls when I show them my driver's license with the photo of me picking my nose?
  35. Did I read #31 and #32, very slowly while concentrating as hard as my pathetic mind can?
  36. Did I actually read all 36 of these questions?

    If you answered "YES" to question #36 then I'm sorry (Well not really because you deserve it) to inform you that you, although you and you alone may not think so, are totally and completely uncool in such a major way that it boggles the mind even to think about it!

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