8> Every time you go out for groceries, the tearful goodbyes last an hour.

7> Local kids' favorite pastime: throwing paper airplanes into infinity.

6> Satellite dish pointed up: 600 channel reception Satellite dish pointed down: 600 galaxy reception

5> Every few days you have to skim the vintage aircraft out of your pool.

4> Mulder and Sculley come knocking more often that Jehovah's Witnesses.

3> Amelia Earhart appears at your door and hands you a bag full of your missing socks.

2> It's 4:00 am and your wife actually believes you were abducted by aliens and forced to drink too much liquor and bring home a prostitute.

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