Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work......
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.......
When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown, And only 4 to extend my middle finger.