"It's a guy thing." Really means....
"Can I help with dinner?" Really means....
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....
"It would take too long to explain." Really means....
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means....
"We're going to be late." Really means....
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means....
"That's interesting, dear." Really means....
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means....
"You expect too much of me." Really means....
"It's a really good movie." Really means....
"That's women's work." Really means.....
"Will you marry me? "Really means....
"You know how bad my memory is." Really means....
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"I have no idea how it works."
"The batteries in the remote are dead."
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"Are you still talking?"
"I forgot our anniversary again."
"You want me to stay awake."
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."