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S. Berliner, III's

Fun Page 2

Consultant in Ultrasonic Processing
"changing materials with high-intensity sound"
Technical and Historical Writer, Oral Historian
Popularizer of Science and Technology
Rail, Auto, Air, Ordnance, and Model Enthusiast
Light-weight Linguist, Lay Minister, and Putative Philosopher
This site has now been visited times since the counter was installed.
What a waste of Good Humor!

(Maybe I should switch to Bungalow Bar?)

Go on, tell me you don't remember Bungalow Bar!

[The more technological "humor" hereon was moved to my FUN-TECH page on 14 Oct 2004
to make room for more puerile foolishness; however, the main Fun page
overloaded and some of the material was moved to this page on 12 Aug 2009.]

I have been asked many times how in hell do I find time to do ALL that I do (these web sites)? Didn't you know my stock answer? I'm either semi-retired or semi-retarded, but don't know which!

JUST PLAIN FUN - Continued

(or "humor"{?} or silliness!)

First, material moved from the main Fun page:

(12 Aug 09)

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Ethnic slurs abound and I'm not above enjoying some of the best; one the oldest is the so-called "Polish pistol"; a friend had a "real" one but I lost the picture so I cobbered up this one from a photo on the Web:

My absolute favorite, though, is the Polish dueling pistol:

Then, there's always the 20-paces version:

("Photo" by and © 2004 S. Berliner, III - all rights reserved)
[Thumbnailed - click on picture for much larger image;
go on - click and scroll away!]

Needless to say that I had no longer created these than I ran across a whole slew of them at immaginÆ.

I loved a drawing of the classic Polish pistol that was labeled, "FOR SALE - Only used once"!

I shot this through the rain in my home town of Westbury (LI, NY):

Some sign painter needs to be quizzed - WESTBURRY?

My sister is big in greyhound rescue and has three dogs (it figures that I can't stand housepets); she sent this gem for Easter 2008:

The Bunny Gets Even!

Greyhound nightmare!
[You can click on the image to enjoy a larger picture]

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Now, let's start new material for this page with something old (but worth repeating):

(12 Aug 09)

THE FOUR STAGES OF MAN:

Tri-weekly;
Try weekly;
Try weakly;
Try.

Remember Pinhead and Foodini? How about Alexander Botts and the Earthworm Tractor Company? Then, there's my outdated Pooh Page.

If you like doing jig-saw puzzles, you might like this Canadian-themed site: Denionica, where you can do them on-line.

For totally ludicrous railroad, business, and place names, see " BW RR, BUSINESS, and PLACE NAMES" on my Berlinerwerke Saga page, et seq.

Then, there'Z alwayZ the Z-scale (1:220) model RR EnZyclopedic Zictionary, et seq.!

For equally (or more so) incredible railroad equipment and yarns, see my Berlinerwerke Apocrypha page, and for even taller tales see my Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha page, and especially my own HO Biffie and its Biffisch car.

If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!

Fans of art must visit the Museum of Depressionist Art and the The Gallery of the Unidentifiable!

If you enjoy creative lunacy, visit the Pseudodictionary!

Cyclops automobili fans; see Cyclops on my Automotive page!

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