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(Lighten up - they're spoofs!)
[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
Earlier occurrences of joint RSR-BW efforts:
Ruhnian State Railways's 665A-001.
Ruhnian State Railways - con't'd.
Rhunian State Rwys 465B Push-Pull.
Rhunian State Rwys 465C V8.
Rhunian State Rwys 465W Wankel.
RSR 465H Heisler Beyer-Garratt.
RSR 46.5 Heisler.
RSR 164B 6-Cyl. Compound Beyer-Garratt Express Passenger Loco.
RSR 815A 10-Cyl. Compound Beyer-Garratt Express Passenger Loco.
RSR and PRR Meyer 0-4-4-0Ts.
RSR T900-10r Super Tanker.
RSR DD2 Banker
RSR Dual-Service DD3 Banker
(29 Sep 08)
RSR ABCDEF Super-Banker
On the Ruhnian State Railways Apocrypha Page 1:
RSR 863 Boosted-Tender Series.
RSR RU94-15 Articulated 2-Unit
Diner-Lounge.
RSR/BW 323-2I Inspection Car.
RSR/BW 523E2 2-10-6-10-2.
RSR/BW 533F 4-10-6T.
RSR/BW 675A 4-6-6-4.
1st RSR Loco Found! E24A 4-2-0 #1.
RSR/BW 756A Garratt.
RSR/BW 865A 4-8-8-8.
RSR/BW C9x 1-1-1.
RSR/BW Cat D8.
RSR/BW 464A 6-cyl. 2-4-2+2-4-2
Garratt.
RSR/BW 323-2B.
On the Ruhnian State Railways Apocrypha Page 2:
(08 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 460B Fireless Cooker.
(08 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 460C Fireless Cooker.
(08 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 460D Ersatz-Garratt Fireless Cooker.
(08 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 1280 Ersatz-Garratt Fireless Cooker.
(11 Dec 08)
RSR/BW E48D 4-2-2T.
(14 Dec 08)
RSR/BW E24B 4-2-0 and E44B 4-4-0.
(15 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 165A/B/C 4-2-2 and 4-2-4T.
(18 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 161 4-2-2 Crampton.
(23 Dec 08)
RSR 6-2-0 Crampton.
(23 Dec 08)
RSR 6-2-0 Drippski.
(28 Dec 08)
[Duplex coverage moved from RSR page 2 to this page 3
on 28 Dec 2008]
RSR/BW 4-14-4+4-14-4 Garratt.
(28 Dec 08)
On this Ruhnian State Railways Apocrypha Page 3:
(28 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 4-4-4-4 Class 464 Duplex.
(28 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 4-6-6-4 Class 664 Duplex.
(28 Dec 08)
RSR/BW 4-8-8-4 Class 864 Duplex.
(28 Dec 08)
[Duplex coverage moved from RSR page 2 to this page
on 28 Dec 2008]
RSR/BW 0-2-0T "Burdick Nightmare".
(30 Dec 08)
RSR 121 0-2-0T "Burdick Nightmare".
(31 Dec 08)
RK's First Loco.
(01 Jan 09)
RK's Pre-Garratt Garratt.
(02 Jan 09)
RK 2-2+2-2 Tank Twin.
(03 Jan 09)
RK 0-4+4-0 NG Tank Twin.
(03 Jan 09)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
Before I start, I should note that all this (the BW Apocrypha) started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

The RSR, and its cooperative competitor, the Kroplihne Railway (RK), under the successive directorship of Chief Engineers Giorg Maznicek (1839-57), Marek Luršimonš (1857-91), Karel Belčamin (1891-1919), Bela Šahlmeti (1919-29), Frihdrik Tešlov (1929-50 - in exile 39-45), Mikhail Rodnivacek (1950-62), Jochann Ketterik (1962-85), and Artur Gorote (1985-present), has presented to the astonished world some incredible examples of unique and pioneering locomotive design.
Thanks to the generosity of Norman Clubb, proprietor, we are able to
show here some of the additional unbelievable adaptations of RSR lok
types as developed jointly with the Berlinerwerke.
(28 Dec 08)

(28 Dec 08)

(28 Dec 08)
(30 Dec 08)

(31 Dec 08)
Well, one lunch break, when George, III, was visiting his cousin Iris
while calling on the RSR at the Akohniçe works, they were
strolling through an old store room and their ever-inquisitive eyes
fell on a set of very old wheels, linkages, clamps, and a handwheel
in a dusty cubby. Under all the dust and cobwebs shone the
unmistakable green of an old RK or RSR livery. A quick cleaning
revealed nothing less than the actual jockey wheels and mechanism of
the old RSR "Burdick Nightmare" shown above!
(31 Dec 08)
Now, as it happened, Gorote had been complaining about a lack of means to shunt dead loks in the shops, Even though the super-gigantic "Euro-crushers" like the RSR/BW 865A 4-8-8-8 or the Class 14105 4-14-4+4-14-4(!) Garratt had to be turned on wide-radius wyes or loops, there were still plenty of very long locos that barely fit on the latest RSR turntables and transfer tables. Always concerned with safety, Gorote flatly rejected mechanical mules or pullers; he wanted some sort of stubby loco, run by a human being, on the spot. The jockey wheels and clamps sparked both cousins; they had recently seen the old drawing of the Luršimonš Burdick and Iris knew there was a Class 321 (old C9) in the dead line out in the Akohniçe back-lot - it was one of those "AHA!" moment for which all three generations of Ersatzes are famed.
Even without any BW help, the crew in the heavy repairs area of the Akohniçe is quite accomplished and can work wonders. Under Iris's able direction, they quickly cut up and reassembled the 321 into a remarkable one-off Class 121 0-2-0T Burdick Nightmare:

(01 Jan 09)
WOW! In researching the background of the early
belt-driven RK loco (above), Iris Ersatz found detailed notes by
Kroplihne Railway General Manager Iosif Ruhkani about a special loco
he had constructed by the RK crew to solve the ages-old problem of
more power (plus ça change, plus ç'est le même chose, hein?).
It helps to understand the situation in Ruhnia in those bygone days.
The RK (and later the RSR) had an almost-incestuous relationship with
the giant Kruppshtielwurkye in Kruppčahne, buying
virtually all its rail, steel plate, forgings, and castings from
Kruppshtiel while that august firm had to rely solely on the RK (and
RSR) to ship its supplies in and its products out. When
Kruppshtiel expanded and opened its giant new plant in Krupptranka
Dronti, that symbiotic relationship became even stronger. So, it
is not at all surprising that Ruhkani, who had no formal technical
(let alone design engineering) training should lean heavily on the
Kruppshtiel people for advice. Understanding enough to know that
he could not fit a bigger-diameter boiler between the wheels of the
locos in use and also knowing that large-diameter wheels were
antithetical to higher tractive effort, he hit on the idea of slinging
a large boiler between two powered bogies (trucks), thus anticipating
the Garratt principle by many decades! Kruppshtiel made up a set
of plate girder and channel frames and the shop force made up siderod
wheelsets for a pair of standard RK tender chassis. Mounting
cylinder pairs on the tender chassis and utilizing a novel spherical
ball-joint to both connect the loco frame to the tenders and to carry
steam from the boiler to the cylinders, Ruhkani (who really should
have patented the whole idea) came up with this unique loco, RK #44:
(02 Jan 09)
Weird though it was, it worked! The offset of the cylinders from
the wheelset driveline was extreme and later designs, especially once
Giorg Maznicek came aboard at the RSR, rectified that situation.
The big problem was that the packings in the spherical joints just
weren't up to the job of holding "high" pressure steam; the technology
for mobile steam joints hadn't been perfected yet. To change out
packings meant jacking up each end of the center section every time and
that was not at all economical, so the unit ended up side-lined.
There's been some talk of "an alleged, earlier, vertical-boilered
version of the RK's #44, an 0-4-0+0-4-0 which - - - saw the light of
day on some industrial line the year before the No.44 hit the rails".
The BW and RSR folks are checking into this with only a glimmer of
hope; what DID turn up, though, was this neat back-to-back, tank
version of semi-permanently coupled twin E24a's, the RK's #11:
(03 Jan 09)
(03 Jan 09)
On both twins, the RK had labor problems because the engineers (drivers) and firemen fought over who controlled which end; Ruhkani side-stepped that neatly by qualifying both men on each loco as drivers so that one could run one way and t'other t'other way.
As always, you know you can count on the BW to find totally-unbelievable info.
- Any attempt to inject an element of
reason into this series of pages will be forcibly rejected!
{Stay tuned!}
I always wondered at the incredibly tight security at the Berlinerwerke during WWII; now it can be told! See, for starters, the wild site of Sig Case, Rails to the Stars - Steam in Space, files from the National Aeronautics and Steam Administration and the tie-in to the Berlinerwerke V1 on Apocrypha Page 2.
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
NORTHEAST CORRIDOR FREIGHT ENGINES.
LEWELLEN NORTHERN GARRATTS.
CSXT AC100CBW and NSC CB100W-10 10,000 horsepower locos!
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and other EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).

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