times since the counter was
installed.
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(Lighten up - they're spoofs!)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and other EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!]
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar (moved from main BW
Apocrypha page 12 Dec 03 and again to page 3 on 18 Jan 04).
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR AA½ 0-2-2-0 Articulated Switcher.
(23 Oct 05)
BEDT #1718 0-4-4-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
(24 Oct 05)
BEDT #1920 0-6-6-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
(25 Oct 05)
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On the Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha Page 1:
NORTHEAST CORRIDOR FREIGHT
ENGINES.
LEWELLEN NORTHERN GARRATTS
CSXT AC100CBW and NSC
CB100W-10 10,000 horsepower locos!
EMD SW-13 Switchers
On the Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha Page 2:
Parker Parodies - loco
research by Karen Parker
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
Here's a 1935 Berliner nameplate given to me on 28 Jun 2004 (it's actually a 50x35mm (~2"x~1¼" minature replica); it's from the Berliner Maschinenbau AG (Berliner Machines Builder, Inc.), a firm that was formerly (vormals) the firm of L. Schwartzkopf of Berlin:
Before I continue, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page and
BW-EMD F-45 and FP-45 Variations, on Apocrypha page 4.
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
(28 Jan 04)

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(25 Oct 05)

BW/PRR GBBG1
The Northeast Corridor Freight Engines noted on Guest Apocrypha page 1 are a direct rip-off from the famed Berlinerwerke special heavy dual-service electric engine George and Ira Ersatz worked up during WWII for the Pennsy. How Bob Ellsworth thought he could get away with this is quite beyond me, although I had quite forgotten about the GBBG1. Utilizing components rebuilt from worn-out GG1s, the BW cobbered up this heavy hauler:

I found the original drawing: (restored 04 Oct 04)

[I was unable to get through to either Jacques Bélanger or Josh Moldover for permission to post this drawing after over a week of trying. Josh and his contributors have always been most accomodating in the past, so I have risked their displeasure and posted this anyway; if they object, I will have to remove it and apologize.]
Poking around in the old BW files, I ran across these PRR class diagrams of the standard E44 electric and Ira Ersatz's smaller versions, the E22 and the E11:


(29 Sep 04 image by and © 2004 S. Berliner, III
after PRR/R. Schoenberg - all rights reserved)

(29 Sep 04 image by and © 2004 S. Berliner, III
after PRR/R. Schoenberg - all rights reserved)
Rob thought that the E11 would look great pulling the ancient Pennsy two-axle dynamometer car diagrammed on his site but I thought it would look better with a late-model scale test car; you decide:


(29 Sep 04 image by and © 2004 S. Berliner, III
after PRR/R. Schoenberg - all rights reserved)
Poking around on Josh Moldover's The Railroad Paint Shop) site, looking for E-33 or PRR E44 drawings (none there that I could find), I ran across the GM6c electric; AHA! I seemed to recall that one of Ira's last gasps (or that of an acolyte using his initials, since Ira died before the GM6c really got going) was related to this unit. Sure enough, some diligent searching unearthed the base drawing and the smaller GM4b and GM2a:


(RR Paint Shop image reworked 28 Sep 04 by S. Berliner, III
- all rights reserved)
[Thumbnailed - click on the picture for a larger image.]

(RR Paint Shop image reworked 28 Sep 04 by S. Berliner, III
- all rights reserved)
[Thumbnailed - click on the picture for a larger image.]
[Apparently the 1975 GM6c (and the 1976 GM10b)
demonstrated on Conrail but were never put into
production; I think I got it confused with the
Muskingum Electric's E-50c and other similar GE units.]
BW/Baldwin PRR BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class
CCCC
Poor Ira Ersatz was so volatile and erratic that he was quickly declared Persona Non Grata at Broad Street and at Altoona; George did all the negotiating with Pennsy management and the Chief of Motive Power and was well liked and respected. When electrification was to be extended beyond Harrisburg to Pittsburgh, George was called in about a super-power electric engine capable of pulling any train then in service uphill around the Horseshoe Curve unassisted. Brain-storming with Ira, he hit on a super-GBBG1, a monster 4-D+D-D+D-4; since it could easily be designed and assembled from existing GG1 drawings and hardware, Motive Power gave the Berlinerwerke the green light and the fabled "Millipede" was constructed:

[I aam still unable to get through to either Jacques Bélanger or Josh Moldover for permission to post this drawing after over two weeks of trying. Josh and his contributors have always been most accomodating in the past, so I have again risked their displeasure and posted this anyway; if they object, I will have to remove it and apologize.]
What with competing roads coming up with all sorts of diesel super-power (UP's DD35, etc.) and with the downgrading of the BP60 "Centipede" fleet to BH50 pusher service, the Pennsy was getting antsy for something to outclass all other power. The Berlinerwerke's George Ersatz had long felt that Baldwin had a true winner in the Centipede and that the Pennsy simply hadn't utilized it properly, so he invited the top design engineers from Baldwin and closeted them for a long weekend at Cresson with Ira Ersatz and the BW's design team; the result, with vastly-improved turbochargers and liberal use of chrome and Stellite facing, was a 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 behemoth capable of outpulling anything ever built. In fact, just as it had been with the "Big Liz" FF1 electric of 1917, the only KNOWN limit was drawbar and draftgear strength. Motive Power jumped at the idea and the Class BP120 was commissioned and quickly executed:

[My thanks to Rob Schoenberg for the use (and abuse) of the PRR BP60/BH50 locomotive diagrams from his fabulous and comprehensive PRR pages.]
[Here we go again with weird graphics; sorry. My drawing, the thumbnail of which which doesn't even show on my own screen, definitely is on a white background but sometimes comes up against a dark blue background here!]
(03 Oct 06)
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z
(1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha
(for taller tales?).
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and
other EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!
If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!
Take your tongue out of your cheek and visit D. Dickens' The Patiala State Monorail Tramway site; whooie (and it's for real)!
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