times since the counter was
installed.
This page sponsored jointly (lots of 'em) by the
National Railway Hysterical Society
and the
National Muddle Railroad Association.

(Lighten up - they're spoofs!)
[See also the main Berlinerwerke Apocrypha page and
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation page 2, and
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation page 3, as well
as the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220)
Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha
(for taller tales?).
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and other
EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!]
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
(03 Oct 06)
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
(moved to this page 23 Mar 03)
4-Truck Heisler V8
Steam Motorcars
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
and new pix of NYC 2x120-ton prototype.
Super Garratt, BW-UP Garratt Boy, and
BW-UP Bigger Boy.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar (moved from main BW
Apocrypha page 12 Dec 03 and again to page 3 on 18 Jan 04).
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
(moved to BW Guest Apocrypha
Page 2 on 16
Jan 04).
Pennsy Multiplex - the fabled Wopsononock Class
YNOT 2-4-6-8-10-12.
BW/Lima/C&O T-6 4-14-6 Doppelgänger.
BW/PRR Zoo 4-14-6 Doppelgänger.
BW-EMD F-45 and FP-45 Variations
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASs 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
On the Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha Page 1:
NORTHEAST CORRIDOR FREIGHT
ENGINES.
LEWELLEN NORTHERN GARRATTS
CSXT AC100CBW and NSC
CB100W-10 10,000 horsepower locos!
EMD SW-13 Switchers
On the Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha Page 2:
Parker Parodies - loco
research by Karen Parker
(moved from this page to the BW Guest
Apocrypha Page 2 on 16 Jan 04).
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
Before I continue, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page and
BW-EMD F-45 and FP-45 Variations, below.

Doug's text accompanying the picture runs as follows (edited slightly):
Russian railways were in almost constant crisis in the 1930s, mainly as a result of under-resourcing and political interference; problems were to be solved using new and radical ideas, promoted by non-technical commissars and theoreticians. The results were unfortunate, to say the least.
In an (unsuccessful) attempt to get the AA-20 to negotiate curves, the middle three axles had blind {flangeless} drivers, and universal joints were included in the side rods between the first and second, and the sixth and seventh, axles.
It was clear (though never publicly admitted) that the AA20 was a complete disaster. It spread the track, wrecked every set of points it passed over, and derailed almost every time it moved. Steaming was poor and the locomotive too powerful for existing couplers and too long for the turntables. After 1935, it was stored for 25 years at the Shcherbinka test facility and finally scrapped in 1960.
Here is a side elevation drawing (with English notation):

Thanks for sharing all this, Doug!
Doug's page shows other Soviet locos so weird as to defy belief, but they're real, click here to take a look, but do come back, please. You will see (or, in the 1940 case, just read about):
THE 1949 OR23-01 OPPOSED-PISTON STEAM LOCOMOTIVE.
TEPLOPAROVOZ! THE 1939 8000 2-8-2 OPPOSED-PISTON
STEAM-DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE.
TEPLOPAROVOZ! THE 1940 TP1-1 2-10-2 OPPOSED-PISTON STEAM-GAS LOCOMOTIVE.
TEPLOPAROVOZ! THE 1948 8001 2-10-2 OPPOSED-PISTON STEAM-DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE.
Yet the Russki Ridiculosities described thereon were real (really ridiculous), like the
camel (a horse designed by a committee - or was it the elephant?)!
Parker Parodies - Karen Parker has an absolutely fantastic site,
PixelMagic, which is truly spectacular and is a MUST SEE!, with
most original locomotives, á lā BW and Ersatz Motive, but mostly made for the
C&O. Just for example, a fabulous Ely-Thomas Twin-Vee-Twin Climax
appears on the BW Guest Apocrypha Page
2. However, she has made several egregious errors on C&O locos;
these have been corrected on Guest Page 2. Projects in which the BW
played no part or only a minor rôle and which appeal to me appear there; BW
locomotives or ones in which the BW was heavily involved will continue to
appear here.
During World War II, the incessant pounding of mainline freights over the Horseshoe Curve caused the track to slip inward, tightening the curvature and threatening to cause serious derailments and interruption of the flow of critical war materiel. Even constant high-speed troop and passenger consists, pushing outward and tending against this tendency, could not offset the inexorable inward drift of the trackage. Hearing of this dire predicament, the BW's irrepressible Ira Ersatz suggested that the old Eerie Trippplllex [the "O. D. Ball" Malllet Articklllated, Class Y-2b (or not 2b)] be resurrected for its nasty habit of straightening the rails. His more serious brother, George Ersatz, instantly seized on the idea; why not? Thus, the concept for the most incredible steam locomotive of all time, capable of outpulling any single locomotive ever built, as well as double- or triple-headers, the Pennsy's fabled Wopsononock Class YNOT 2-4-6-8-10-12 was born. Design sketches were submitted to the PRR and the U. S. Railway Administration and were accepted almost immediately. The War Production Board allocated sufficient quantities of high-tensile steel and the Berlinerwerke's Cresson facility, working at top priority with the Pennsy's Altoona and Juniata shops fabricated this most extraordinary loco in a remarkably short time.
We have the resourceful and redoubtable Karen Parker (above), in conjunction with the ever-helpful Berlinerwerke Art Department, to thank for this builder's photo of the Wopsononock:

To hold the weight of the giant main cistern, the tender was fitted with a unique twelve-wheel radial trailing (if one can call it that) truck with ALCo lateral motion devices on the two axles at each end. In addition, to guarantee sufficient starting tractive effort, a novel set of small steam turbines was fitted to each of the six axles of the tender trailing truck, exhausting out of a smaller stack behind the stack for the third engine at the rear of the tender cistern deck.
The canteen was basically the cistern ends of two 250P84 tenders butted together.
Although fitted with standard Pennsy claw-foot markers and a brow-mounted headlight, the locomotive also had a steerable auxiliary headlight mounted on the pilot deck and connected by an ingenious linkage to the pilot truck such that it projected its beam around the curves. The locomotive was set up for high-speed passenger service, sporting dual generators to handle the load, but was never utilized in that mode. For freight service, George Ersatz came up with another innovation aimed at cold-weather; the usual PRR freight doghouse was a torture chamber for brakies in sub-zero temperatures, even though fitted with a steam heater, so George utilized the enormous space behind the firebox to make a double-sized cab with room for the conductor's desk and for the brakeman, cantilevered out over the fourth engine's cylinders.
To supply enough air for all those engines and overlength trains, two sets of duplexed Westinghouse 8½" 150-S (high-pressure) cross-compound air compressors are mounted, with one set on each side to balance the weight.
Departing from tradition, stuffy Pennsy Motive Power management, prodded heavily by the PR Department, assigned a five-digit number, 10000, to the loco.
Happily for humanity, the war ended before the YNOT could really
strut its stuff, but the runs it did make over the Horseshoe Curve showed that it
was both exceedingly effective in straightening curved rail and able to pull as
hard as (and harder than) drawbars and coupler knuckles and knuckle pins could
handle. Rapid post-war dieselization side-lined this wonderful beast; her
final disposition is yet unknown.
BW/Lima/C&O T-6 4-14-6 Doppelgänger
When Ira Ersatz got wind of the C&O 4-14-6 T-5 (photo repeated here),


The Doppelgänger was enormously successful, although a bit rough on couplers, draftgear, and tires, so much so that the normally-reactionary Pennsylvania Railroad ordered a similar unit (which we finally have been able to trace), but rapid postwar dieselization doomed it, also. Its disposition is unknown.
A parallel C&O development, one which was far outstripped by the Doppelgänger,
was the U-2 4-10-6, later known as the
Withuhn Configuration, shown on the Guest page.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Class Zoo 4-14-6 Dopplegänger #10001
I had really hoped we could track down that Pennsy unit and, lo and behold, it turned up (amazing)! First, Karen Parker found this Streamstyled version but she was way off on that; that was a later design study but was never actually adopted:


DD3 - substitute version (squashed DD1s):
F-4.5 (0-B-0):
(20 Dec 03)
FP-4.5 (0-C-0):
F-45B (C-C):
F-50 (C-C):
FP-50 (C-C):
DDP-45 (D-D) (as above):
DDP-50 (C-C+C-C) - cobbered up:
DDP-50 (C-C+C-C) - shop trucks (wood chassis):
DDP-50 (C-C+C-C) - chassis:
TDP-45 (C+C+C+C):

[Dec 03 (except old DD3 and DDP-45) images by and © 2003 SB,III - all rights reserved]
The F-4.5 shot was badly blurred and not worth the effort to reshoot but I did, anyway. Some of those bodies were put together with Testor's lemon (non-hydrocarbon) cement and have fallen apart. The F-4.5 and DDP-50 chassis have yet to be cut to fit.
The box with the FP-90MAC (C-C) unfinished chassis and body, which had
gone missing, turned up in Dec 2007 and I got a spare SD-90MAC shell;
now I have to get busy!
(31 Jan 08)
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z
(1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha
(for taller tales?).
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and
other EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!
Have I ever told you that there are many Web sites and fora and chats and such that have very serious discussions about the relative merits of DDP-45, the Z6s, and these other loco locos vis-ā-vis the Big Boy, etc.! Doncha just love it!
More tales will follow.
[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga.]
If you like this sort of nonsense, take a gander at Jim Wells' incredible
and at the AW NUTS Magazine site, "A Publication of the A.W. N.U.T.S. Garden Railway Society".
If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!
Take your tongue out of your cheek and visit D. Dickens' The Patiala State Monorail Tramway site; whooie (and it's for real)!
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