times since the counter was
installed.
This page sponsored jointly (lots of 'em) by the
National Railway Hysterical Society
and the
National Muddle Railroad Association.

(Lighten up - they're spoofs!)
[See also the main Berlinerwerke Apocrypha page and
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation page 1, as well
as the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220)
Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha
(for taller tales?).
Also, see the fabled BW DDP45 and other
EMD engines EMD may never have dreamed of!]
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
On the main Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page:
Eerie Multiplex 2-4-6-8-10-12, "Old 9999".
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
PRR Z6s Arctic 4-2-2.
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch.
On this page:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton Tunnel Crane
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
Before I continue, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page.
[Photo courtesy of Berlinerwerke Archives (and that alone should tell you something!)]
Some of the employees feel that there might actually have been work done on the 4-14-6, using the firebox and trailing truck from the S1 6-4-4-6 "Big Engine" or S2 6-8-6 turbine, but nothing has turned up so far. They also found hints of a fantastic mini-turbine 6-2-6; actual hardware may really exist from that one!
If anything more turns up on the Rocky or the other special engines, the Berlinerwerke will be happy to let you know just as soon as possible. We really value our railfan and modeler friends.
Douglas Self in the U.K. (see below) covers all the
12-coupled locos known.

WWII V2 Hiss Bomb
However, whil(e)(st) I was in Berlin, in Sep 1987, just before the Wall came down, I saw an original German DB Class 50 2-10-0 Raumslok (space loco) upended on its launch pad off the southeast corner of the shell of the old Anhalter Bahnhof and took a photo or two which will appear here just as soon as it/they can be located (seriously, I kid you NOT). Well, not QUITE; an "artist" (read "vandal") had welded it all together and plopped it upside down (wheels up) as some sort of misguided monument!
* - Sig disclaims the NASA initials as definitely NOT being those of the esteemed Nepal Advisory on Summit Agriculture (www.nasa.oog), promoting the Himalayan muskmelon industry, nor that of the National Amalgamated Societies Association (www.nasa.org.org.org/org); I happen to know the true derivation of the name and initials, it is much older than the Net, being those of the old Third Reich's Nordsee Amt für Sturm Abschaffung (North Sea Office of Storm Abatement, ß.nasa.ord), which pioneered weather control by dropping silver iodide crystals on storm clouds from the Raumslok tender.
[Photo courtesy of
Now, for us Pennsy fans, this is a Genesis engine what's a Genesis engine!
Berlinerwerke Archives
(and that alone should
tell you something!)]
{missing V2 image recreated 20 Apr 03}

See also Genesis Redivivus!.



Not having the foggiest notion how the booms should work, I invented a set of pivots for stiff legs, using the cut-off rotating rings from the Athearn chassis's for the bases, extending the hinged flap over the internal rigging for an upper pivot, and shortening the small ends of the booms to approximate 250-ton booms. After an agonizing few days of spooling the line through all those sheaves, using a microscopic hook ground into the pointed end of a pin, she scooned!
At a subsequent meet of the Sunrise Trail Division, Northeast Region, NMRA, I set it up on the abutment of an unfinished bridge and ran the big hook down to grade. Later, I dropped the small hook all the way from the benchwork to the floor. Someone took photos of all this; does anyone out there have them?
More recently, ca. 1990, one of the booms was accidentally pushed down, breaking the stiff leg off at the base and snapping off the upper pivot and throwing yards of line off the sheaves at one end; she sits today in that condition. I dragged her out of the basement on her travel track (she is screwed on for travelling) and took some digital shots on 16 Nov 99:


A detail view of the left end showing the stiff leg (without travel stays).
[Note the two MILW flats numbered 6711 and 7116;
Isn't it simply amazing that I have a third,
behind my original metal Athearn big hook, numbered 67116?]
{I'll have to drag out the old metal crane for a comparison shot.}

A detail view of the left end showing the boom traversed left.

A detail view of the right end showing the damage to the stiff leg
and a block of wood holding the boom in place.

(Photos and 1999 by S. Berliner, III - 16 Jan 99 - All Rights Reserved)
Wonder of wonders, not only did I find the flyer,
I even found the pillbox with the boom and windlass cranks
and the microscopic boom stays I made
(yes, Virginia, I DRILLED holes in the cast-on straps on the boom and deck
for the stays!).
More wonders of wonders - in came an e-mail on 22 Feb 00 from Aaron Falis (thank'ee, Sor!) with news that the X45 still exists, up at the nearby Danbury Railway Museum with a picture, no less, and the information that she rides on four two-axle trucks and has two 120-ton booms (as contrasted to my free-lanced double 250-tonner on two four-axle Commonwealths) and is electrically-powered from third-rail shoes. Aaron said he had to shoot into the sun to get this picture and it was one black blob, so I enhanced it heavily to show the details (note an LIRR FA-1 (or -2) Power-Pak in the background):

For far more on X45 and other heavy cranes, go to my Big Cranes page.
There is also another Big Hook, in N scale, an Ibertren (Spanish) #471 model of a
heavy RR crane on which everything works (at 1:160!) on that Big Cranes page.
Beyer, Peacock Super Garratt 2-6-6-2+2-6-6-2,
Berlinerwerke - Union Pacific Garratt Boy 4-8-8-4+4-8-8-4, and
On 20 Sep 2002, I received an e-mail from Alain Chateau (whose English is FAR better than mon mâigre Français) about a 1928 Beyer, Peacock standard-gauge 2-6-6-2+2-6-6-2 Super Garratt, no less; what I failed to realize was that M. Chateau had attached a drawing (Patent No. 230,888) for same:



(25 Sep 02 drawing by and © 2002 S. Berliner, III - all rights reserved)
[Thumbnail image - click on picture for larger image]
Notice that in order to get visibility on the Garratt Boy (those monster tender bodies precluded normal cab placement) a cab was fitted into the front of the forward tender. There is also a tiny hostling cab in the left rear of the rear tender (which doesn't show in this right side elevation). That idea worked well and so it was carried over into the Bigger Boy. The fireman was still in the regular cab (a drawback harking back to Camelbacks and Mother Hubbards), which was also fitted with a conductor's desk, obviating the need for a caboose far away at the end of a long string and necessitating the invention of the FRED end-of-train device, and both cabs were fitted with early TV cameras and monitors, as well as interphones, to keep all crew members in regular contact. Entrance to the forward and rear cabs was over the front and rear decks.
The Bigger Boy, which clearly could not be accomodated on any turntable, was intended to be turned on any wye that could handle the Big Boy. These engines were envisioned as oil burners from the very beginning.
Merci bien, chèr M. Chateau!
On 10 Jan 03, the U.K.'s Douglas Self sent me his "locoloco" URL and permission to duplicate his Baldwin Quadruplex drawing here:

Doug not only has the Beyer-Peacock Super-Garratt Drawing (Patent #230,888) shown above, but he also has a PHOTO of the beast. Doug complained that the photo showed much shorter tanks than the patent drawing; by the time the Berlinerwerke Photo Department processed the photo, the latent image of the full-length tanks became quite apparent:


Now, they say that truth is a thousand time stranger than fiction; I wouldn't bank on that, not on THIS page! Nevertheless, the Erie's Matt Shay and two sister 2-8-8-8-2 Triplexes and the Virginian's lone 2-8-8-8-4 Triplex (with a booster on the trailing truck, no less, making it an honorary quadruplex!) are pretty strange, indeed:


(Photos courtesy of D. Self - all rights reserved)
You really MUST have a look at Doug's updated
Quadraplexes {sic} page, "Dreams of Quadraplexes - Four Locomotives
in One. - With A Little On Quintuplexes..."!
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)
[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga.]
If you like this sort of nonsense, take a gander at Jim Wells' incredible
and at the AW NUTS Magazine site, "A Publication of the A.W. N.U.T.S. Garden Railway Society".
If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!
Take your tongue out of your cheek and visit D. Dickens' The Patiala State Monorail Tramway site; whooie (and it's for real)!
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