A:Artcrime© is not a virus. Artcrime© is not a chemical agent. Artcrime© is not radioactive. Artcrime© is not a weapon of mass destruction. Artcrime© cannot be used as a floor wax, nor as a dessert topping. Artcrime© does not generate greenhouse gases. Artcrime© is fat free and contains no calories. Artcrime© has not caused cancer in laboratory rats. Artcrime© contains a slightly less than fatal dose of irony*. Artcrime© is an essential part of a well-balanced mental diet. Squeegee your third eye.

*(Irony deficiencies have proven to cause ethical anemia in laboratory rats and Fundamentalists. In some cases, the Fundamentalists developed a severe Moral Retardation that drove them into shocking acts of hypocrisy that even the laboratory rats found repulsive.)