The Moron Majority
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"People without a sense of humor are missing out
on the funny part of what it means to be human."
 
Eman

None Genuine Without My Portrait
The Moron Majority
Founded in 1981 by Emanual Goldstein

       Since 1981, the Moron Majority has provided Humor-Aid to those unfortunate folks afflicted with the most serious sensory depravation of all, that is, they suffer from Humor-Impairment.
        Remember, our Sense of Humor is the one and only uniquely human sense; especially compared to plants, rocks and the other animals; except, perhaps, for common sense, which seems strangely uncommon these days.

        Unfortunately, it is far too common for folks to have humor troubles, especially when they can’t laugh at themselves.  All too often these people exhibit the classic symptoms of Humor Impairment, which is the singly most dehumanizing and demoralizing sensory impairment, and a condition previously unqualitated by social science.  

      • They don’t get the joke, or in the alternative;
      • They try to tell a joke, but then they forget the punch-line, or;
      • They don’t want to play around at all; and are boorish, and severe too.
      • Those who are Humor Impaired take themselves too seriously, and what's worse, they expect others to be dour and nasty too.

        These are the countless, seemingly well put-together individuals, both men and women, who suffer from Humor Impairment, and this is nothing new.
     
        Pioneering research by Moron Majority investigators and extensive follow-up studies during the past 15 years, all test results continue to reaffirm the one simple tenet of the Moron Majority; that each moron is a citizen too, so tell a joke to a jerk.

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