Keeping in the true spirit of the charm and grace of the Old South Disturb the peace and tranquility of this placeWhere... Ladies Would Not,
Gentlemen should not,
and Children Must Not,What A Southern Belle Does NOT Do: Never wear white shoes or carry white handbags before Easter or after Labor Day.
A Southern Belle Never Curses beyond -- Dad-gum-it and Fiddle Dee Dee in public.
Let a gentleman know what she is thinking. If she suspects he may know what she's thinking she must then change her mind.
Take out the trash, mow the lawn or change the oil in the car. Belles simply do not acknowledge these chores exist.
A Southern Belle would never dream of doing something
today that she could think about tomorrow.A true southern belle never lets the man she's "after"
see her first thing in the morningNever eat large amounts in public... they only nibble and say that they aren't hungry.
Does not call men on the telephone.
Never sweats.
Never blows her nose in public. In fact she might not EVER blow her nose!
Never has a single gray hair until they're darn ready to have one!
What A Southern Belle Does DoThey use the word "audacity" in everyday conversation
They can chug-a-lug 3 Mint Juleps in one sitting.
They swoon and then faint when a Daddy Long-Legs spider comes within 25 feet of them
The can be in complete control of any given situation and still respond "Why Suh! Whatevah do yuh mean by that?"
Is always soft spoken
Is witty and charming
Is a bit mysterious
Is kind, considerate, and always a lady
Loves being a woman and uses her femininety to the utmost power
They call their father "Big Daddy".
They teach their children to call him "Big Daddy."
Everyone else calls him "Big Daddy".
Keeps the parasol industry in business
Some of the above were inspired by SUNEY'S Page. A great Belle page
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