Disclaimer: There are four possible results to this quiz, and, yes, all four are extremes and hence potenitally offensive. So, chances are you won't like your result. Of course, keep in mind that this is not a true political quiz. If you want one of those go here.

Who do you bow down to?
He who is mighty
He who is my equal
He who is noble
No one

Which of the following sounds like an ideal vacation?
Beatiful Italy
Rugged Russia
Scenic China
No where

What is your position on the economy?
Economy rules everything. Capitalism forever!
Free market is fine, provided people don't take advantage of it.
Capitalism fouls things up, because people aren't trustworthy when it comes to greed.
Economy? Who needs an economy?

What is your position civil rights?
Everyone should recieve as many rights as they possibly can.
Civil rights should be given to those who earn them.
People should only receive rights that will not be widely abused.
Human beings are naturally evil. Give them no civil rights.

Choose your weapon.
Hammer
Money
Pitchfork
Rifle

Which American political party do you favor?
Democrats
Greens
Libertarians
Republicans

Which of the following sounds most ideal?
Infinite work
Utter chaos
War
Getting strangled by your neighbor

Simple question: Do you like people?
Yes! Everybody is my friend.
Sure, provided they are businesslike.
Only if they adhere to the system.
No. People suck.

Finally: Do people like you?
Not really.
Not anymore...
Hell no.
They don't, but they'd better...

Quiz by Professor Stampede, made for the Index-Type Thing.