A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow
An employee at the automobile factory was fired for taking a brake.
- Ed Montanus
We are prone to judge success by the index of our salaries or the
size of our automobile rather than by the quality of our
service and relationship to mankind.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
A car is not the only thing that can be recalled by its maker.
- Unknown
I believe in standardizing automobiles, not human beings
- Albert Einstein
To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth.
It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window
- Albert Einstein
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
- Steven Wright
Auto Insurance company slogans
You're in good hands with Allstate.
- Allstate Insurance Advertising Slogan
We live where you live.
- State Farm Insurance Advertising Slogan
This spelling is correct
It's Geico, Not Gecko.
- Geico Insurance Advertising Slogan
This spelling is NOT correct
It's Geiko, Not Gecko.
- Geiko Insurance Advertising Slogan
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
- Budd Schulberg
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for
the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
- Ellen Goodman
Car Manufacturer's formula for a successful marriage : Stick to one model!
- Unknown
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