I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
--Austin Powers
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
--Austin Powers
She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
--Austin Powers
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.
I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.
--Dr. Evil
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
--Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, when he and his son, Scott went to the one help center thingy.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
--Austin Powers
Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
--Austin Powers
No, we don't knaw on our KITTY.
-- Dr. Evil
Mini Me stop humping the laser beam!
--Dr. Evil
It's how we drink in Belgium, it's called a Belgium dip.
--Dr. Evil.
Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.
--Austin Powers
Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
--Austin Powers
Does that make you HORNY?
--Austin Powers
I won't bite... hard.
--Austin Powers
My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx.
--Austin Powers
Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.
--Dr. Evil
Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
--Austin Powers
You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!
--Austin Powers
There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.
--Dr. Evil
I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
--Dr. Evil
Allow myself to introduce..........myself!
--Austin Powers (First Movie)
Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!
--Austin Powers
The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.
--Dr. Evil
I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah!
--Austin Powers
Why make trillions if you could make... billions?
--Dr. Evil
You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil.
You're the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie-- not evil enough.
--Dr. Evil
Is it an evil petting zoo?
--Dr. Evil
Baby: the other other white meat.
--Fat Bastard
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