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The sale most often goes to the most interested party 
--Steve Chandler 100 Ways to Motivate Yourself 

The human body has two ears and one mouth. To be good at persuading or selling, 
you must learn to use those natural devices in proportion. 
Listen twice as much as you talk and you'll succeed in persuading others nearly every time. 
--Tom Hopkins 

Early to bed, early to rise Work like hell and advertise 
--Ted Turner 

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both 
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by 
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. 
--Rod Serling 

Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something 
--Wesley The Princess Bride 

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. 
Is that really a problem in this country? 
Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? 
--Jay Leno 

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. 
--Fred A. Allen 

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you 
can find outside of an advertising agency. 
--Raymond Chandler 

People are unhappy (and neurotic) in America today because 
advertising has caused them to have unrealistic expectations of life, 
themselves, their jobs and the Fantasyland products and services 
that are constantly pushed on them. 
--Curtis Smale 

I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, 
but I can never find out which half. 
-- John Wanamaker 

This war will not be over by the next commercial break 
--US spokeperson talking to reporters during the Gulf War 

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. 
--State Farm Insurance Advertising Slogan 

You're in good hands with Allstate. 
--Allstate Insurance Advertising Slogan 

Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.' 
What does that have to do with America? 
Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently? 
--Evelyn Waugh 

We live where you live. 
--State Farm Insurance Advertising Slogan 

We Love to Fly, and it Shows. 
--Delta Airlines 

Something Special in the Air 
--American Airlines 

The Taste of a New Generation 
--Pepsi 

Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. 
--Hershey's Chocolate 

Get MET, It Pays 
--Metropolitan Life Insurance Advertising Slogan 

This spelling is correct
It's Geico, Not Gecko. 
--Geico Insurance Advertising Slogan 

This spelling is NOT correct
It's Geiko, Not Gecko. 
--Geiko Insurance Advertising Slogan 

Farmers. Gets you back where you belong. 
--Farmers Insurance Advertising Slogan 

Fly the Friendly Skies. 
--United Airlines 


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