Pun for all - all for pun
In light of the recent U.S. debate over the
topic of human cloning, consider the following question:
If you were to push your clone,
naked off of the roof of a tall building, would your actions be
characterized as
(a) Homicide?
(b) Suicide? or
(c) Making an
obscene clone fall?
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"Bush"on
global warming
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I
love this old joke
What
do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone
who stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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From
Teddi
AUGUST IS...
August
is National Catfish Month
August
is Romance Awareness Month
August
is Foot Health Month
August
1 is...National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August
3 is...National Watermelon Day
August
4 is...Twins Day Festival
August
6 is...Wiggle Your Toes Day
August
7 is...Sea Serpent Day
August
8 is...Sneak Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August
10 is...Lazy Day
August
13 is...Blame Someone Else Day
August
15 is...National Relaxation Day & National Failures Day
August
18 is...Bad Poetry Day
August
25 is...Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August
28 is...World Sauntering Day
August
30 is...National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August
31 is...National Trail Mix Day
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Frum usn's down here in the deepest of the
US Deep South .......
An
infinite number of rednecks, in an infinite number of trucks, firing an
infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of signs, will
produce all the great works of literature - in Braille.
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Two guys are talking about their boss's
upcoming wedding.
One says, "It's ridiculous! He's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's
just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for
it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a football wedding."
The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to
kick off!"