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Today is Monday, February 5, the 36th day of 2007.
There are 329 to go. The Sun is at 16 Aquarius. The moon is waning.
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EVTV is sort of a competitor for YOU TUBE, so this hilarious video
SPIDERS ON DRUGS
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6273
Laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6481
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Burke was staggering home with a pint of Irish Uisge (Tullamor Dew) in
his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, Dear God," he implored, "let it be blood!"
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From my French-Canadian friend, M. Michaud - not funny, but I hope you
go look
http://tinyurl.com/ypadkb
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A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your
name and address?"
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question.
"I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's
marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few
minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the
same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect,
spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special
occasions."
The minister inquired trips to where? "For our 25th anniversary, I took
her to Beijing, China."
The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all
husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for
your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
Brother Ralph: "I'm going back to get her."
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