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Today is Friday, February 23, the 54th day of 2007. There are 311 to go. The Sun is at 4 - 5 Pisces The moon is waxing.
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Religious belief ISN'T science Neither is "a consensus".
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Every Monday night a physicist would come into a bar, go all the way down to the last stool, and plead with a girl who wasn't there to let him buy her a drink.  After watching these episodes for several weeks the bartender could no longer contain himself and finally confronted the man.
 
"Look pal, you know there is nobody on that stool.  Why do you put yourself through this every week?" he asked.
 
The physicist replies, "Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existence and cancel each other out all the time. There are parallel universes and dark matter collides with matter. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl will suddenly appear right there on that stool." I am just practicing for when that happens.
 
"That's fascinating," the bartender acknowledges. "But why don't you just ask one of the regulars who come in for a date.  One of them might say yes".
 
"Ha!" laughs the physicist.  "How likely would THAT be?"
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The next time you are on a plane, train, bus or subway car and somebody sitting next to you is annoying, try this.
 
1. Quietly and calmly open your lap top cover.
2.  Remove the lap top.
3.  Turn it on.
4.  Make sure the annoying person can see the screen.
5. Open this mail.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head to the sky.
7. Hit this hyper-link:    http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
 
However, this is not a recommended procedure for use with annoying TSA people...
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It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews who were massacred.  Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be "a myth," it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.

This e-mail is intended to reach six million people worldwide!

Join us by e-mailing it to your friends and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world.

Please don't just delete it. It will only take you a minute to pass this along - Thanks!
Neimal Weider!
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From:

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cell%20phones.htm
Checked out this letter and found it to be true!
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone
The eRumor says that inputting "*#06# into your phone will reveal your serial number.  It says that you should write that number down and if your cell phone is lost or stolen, giving the number to your cell provider will give them what they need to disable your phone.
 
This doesn't work on every phone, but some phones do reveal what is called an International Mobile Equipment identity or "IEMI" number when punching in the code of "*#06#."  This is especially true for GSM/DCS/PCS phones.  If such a phone is stolen, it can be "greylisted" or "blacklisted."  Greylisted means that the phone can still be used but can also be tracked.  Blacklisting means that the phone cannot be used. 
 
 
This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends 
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.  And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.    
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