My Home Pages Joke Main For a subscription

For December 30 & 31, 2006

------------------------------------------------------------

If you want to subscribe or unsubscribe etc. easily, just see the "housekeeping" section at the bottom of this message before the sig.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Happy New Year

http://www.icq.com/img/friendship/static/card_16961_rs.swf

http://tinyurl.com/ykakpo

-----------------------------------------------------------

You should keep this story in mind if you go out partying tonight.

The Good Husband

      Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's

       Party.  Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't

       taste like alcohol at all.  He didn't even remember how he got home

       from the party.

       As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
       Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
       is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.  And,

       next to them, a single red rose! ! Jack sits up and sees his clothing 
       in front of him, all clean and pressed.

       He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
       spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.  He takes the

       aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back 

       at him in the bathroom mirror.  

       Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
       red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 
       "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make 
       you your favorite dinner tonight.

       I love you, darling!

       Love,

       Jillian"

       He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
       steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.  His son is also at

       the table, eating.  Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

       "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.

       You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in

       the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

       Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect

       order and so clean?   I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table

        waiting for me??"

       His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom,

       and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

       "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

               Broken Coffee Table  $239.99

               Hot Breakfast              $4.20 

               Two Aspirins                $.38 

                Saying the right thing,

                at the right time . . .       PRICELESS
----------------------------------------------------------------------

OK, move along, that's all there is, move along please ....

-----------------------------------------------
Housekeeping:

While I write some of what appears in my newsletters, mostly it is stuff that's merely passed on, often without attribution. If at all possible, attribution is given, and any copyright notice, if copyrighted material is used at all,  is ALWAYS included. Written permission(s) (email-I can't handwrite) are sought where practicable. If you see anything at all that shouldn't be there, should be differently attributed, or is objectionable in any way, please let me know by simply writing to me . In no event is any income derived, and so the following notice is included:

*COPYRIGHT NOTICE** In accordance with Title 17 U. S. C. Section 107, any copyrighted work in this message is distributed under fair use without profit or payment..
[Ref. Fair Use ]

Group addresses:

Subscribe
Unsubscribe
List Owner
-------------------------------------------------------
Build a better life by stealing office supplies.
- Dogbert

Home is where the grab bars are.