This site has now been visited
times since the counter was installed.
This page sponsored jointly (lots of 'em) by the
National Railway Hysterical Society
and the
National Muddle Railroad Association.

(Lighten up - they're spoofs!)
[See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it just sort of dawdles along.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 0:
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Triple-Power
Diesel-Electric Locomotive 2-B+3-3+3-3+B-2.
PRR/BW DD3 Boxcab Dual-Power
"Drei-Eis" Dry-Ice-Electric Locomotive 2-B+2-2+B-2.
(21 Jan 06)
ALCo-GE-BW FPA-1 dual-powered B-C.
Berliners Bessere Biffi und Biffisch
(moved from main BW Apocrypha Page on 11 Oct 04).
Genesis Redivivus!.
BW-BLW-GE-WEC-PRR GG2.
On Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 1:
GC&E #13 13-truck
Shay!
4-Truck Heisler V8
Steam Motorcars
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 2:
PRR V1 Rocky 4-14-2 {moved from
preceding page 07 Mar 99}.
BW V2 Hiss Bomb.
PRR Genesis Engine (unlikely!).
PRR Centipede Engine 4-D-D-4 (even more
unlikely, but oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!).
"Big Hooker" double-ended 250-ton
Tunnel Crane
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 3:
BW Climaxiii (moved here from page 1 on 19 Apr 03)
Double-Sided Shays.
Piker and Oscar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 4:
Soviet Class AA20 4-14-4!
Parker Parodies - loco research by Karen Parker
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 5:
BW/PRR ASS 0-4-4-0 Articulated Switcher.
BW/PRR AA½ 0-2-2-0 Articulated Switcher.
BEDT #1718 0-4-4-0T Articulated Tank Switcher
BEDT #1920 0-6-6-0T Articulated Tank Switcher.
BW/PRR GBBG1 4-C-C+C-C-4.
BW/PRR E44, E22, and E11 Electrics.
BW/EMD GM6c, GM4b, GM2a.
BW/PRR RCCR1 4-D+D-D+D-4 "Millipede".
BW/PRR BP120 4-D-D+D-D+D-D+D-D-4 "Millipede II".
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 6:
BW/Baldwin/PRR Oil-Fired Turbine-Electric Class CCCC.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 7:
9,000HP GE-BW Turbine (B-B+B-B)-(B-B+B-B)-T.
9,000HP UP Turbine (B-B+B-B)-T-(B-B+B-B).
12,000HP GE-BW Turbine [(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-[(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)+(A-1-A)-(A-1-A)]-T.
16,000HP GE-BW Turbine (C-C+C-C)-(C-C+C-C)-T.
20,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D+D-D)-(D-D+D-D)-T.
18,000HP GE-BW Turbine (D-D)-(D-D)-T.
PRR S3 6-10-6 Turbine.
PRR BH50T 2-D+D-2 Centipede Turbine #5821.
PRR HH2 1-D+D-1.
Shay Geared Handcar.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 8:
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-4.
CP/MLW/BW Super Selkirk 2-10-10-6.
CP/BW Super Duper Selkirk (Auld Kirk)
2-4-6-8-10-12.
PRR/Baldwin/BW 8-8-8-8 Duplexii.
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 9:
Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
ALCo-BW FA/B-0.1 and PA/B-0.1, the
FM-BW CPAB2.4-5, the
EMD-BW FL-0.9, the
ALCo-GE-IR MILW OF-5, and the
BW-ALCo-Heisler RS-1DPH
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 10:
More Apocryphal Miscellany, including the
NPC/BW (4-4)+4 Cab Forward Articulated.
Whiting Track Speeder with JAP engine.
Vulc-Hand Crank-Pneumatic Handcar.
Ruhnian State Railways's 665A-001.
PRR Zippo Hippo.
Poppet Valves and Worse
On this Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Page 11:
Ruhnian State Railways - con't'd..
ALCo-BW DH-16220 "Big Time" A-B-C-D+E-F+G-H
ALCo-BW DH-16220 "Big Time II" A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H
ALCo-BW DH-18240 "Big Time III" A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I
BW 2-4-6-8-10-12 "Shayntipede" 6-TruckLogger
On the Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Continuation Page 12:
BW-Moldover A-B-C-D-E-F-G Scale Test Car
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the Guest Apocrypha Index).
Before I start, I should note that all this started with a secret project that is still unfinished and the next major development of the Berlinerwerke was their fabled DDP45:

For more about her and her family, see my EMD page.
The RSR's Marek Luršimonš page is now done, but it is GROSSLY inaccurate as to the Class K 2-Cylinder Fink System Articulated Locomotive #303!!! That locomotive and it's odd engine were redesigned by no less than Ira Ersatz himself when he was VERY young (people tend to forget just how old the Ersatzs really were)! This was one of Ira's very first European commissions and even one of his earliest commissions from any client.
Ira was quite fluent in Ruhnian and drew up the modification in Ruhnian; some clod in the Kraußwerke mistranslated it into schweres Deutsch such that the resulting drive system was the appalling Rhät-Fink drive; no wonder it didn't work correctly! When they used two Dereks to hoist the chassis, they replaced the elements incorrectly, including some of the original, instead of the Berlinerwerke replacement, elements!
Needless to say, it didn't take me very long to find Ira's original drawing:

Sorry to throw a monkey wrench (spanner) into Marek's otherwise magnificent œuvre!
Incidentally, Ira also had a go at an RSR Unfairly Bogey, sticking two of Marek
Luršimonš's K units together and utilizing Ersatz radial steering bogies to allow the
two chassis and the tender to articulate on curves - RSR #808:
(07 Jun 07)

The BW reworked an RSR Beyer-Peacock Class 115a Beyer-Garrett 2-5-1+1-5-2 (4-10-2+2-10-4) for heavy goods working on steep grades and stiff curvature by moving the boilier to the left and fitting a huge 4-cylinder Shay engine to create the RSR/Beyer-Peacock/Berlinerwerke Class 115š Beyer-Garrett Šay (Shay). It should qualify as few others ever have for an award of some sort (let us not dwell on just WHAT sort)!
[Click on thumbnailed image for larger picture]
(29 Apr 06)
In concept, the locomotive was basically a heavily-modified set of four C-855 and C-855B bodies (from the UP's #60-61 B-B+B-B series), each housing the usual pair of ALCo 251C 2,750HP 16-cylinder engines, for a resultant 22,000HP total, driving Voith hydraulic pumps, sitting on a series of span-bolstered trucks with 36 axles (72 wheels). Each axle carried its own Voith hydraulic motor so that the entire underframe and bolster volume was available for fuel tankage. This novel approach, combined with quite-comfortable, capacious, and commodious on-board crew quarters (at the rear), allowed the Big Time to run non-stop coast-to-coast with a three-man crew rotating shifts at the throttle.


This history was a bit out of whack; one K. Parker sent me an ersatz Ersatz drawing of a supposèd DH-12140* Big Time III:


The Big Time that was lost was thus actually the Big Time III; when she fell off a bridge into the Mississippi River, she spanned the whole river and the Corps of Engineers then used her as the underwater foundation for a new bridge.
The inquiry into her loss showed that, although ALCo lateral motion devices on the last (E, F, G, H, and I) trucks were more than adequate for normal curving and grade changes, those last trucks were woefully sensitive to bad rail alignments and they derailed on a faulty expansion joint as she entered the bridge.
Incidentally, even Ira's best efforts could not tame the 251's famed penchant for earning the sobriquet "honorary steam loco"; if she had not been lost, the client RRs and the BW would have been slapped with many summonses for the prodigeous amount of black smoke she emitted under load.
The BW always claimed the Big Time was the world's biggest and most powerful single-unit locomotive; as far as is known, there is no challenge to this claim (except for the SD-90MAC's power). She was probably also the only loco a hostler could con in reverse from an easy chair, a comfortable bed or a kitchen sink (I'm not sure about the shower)!
This investigation has been perhaps the most exhaustive (and exhausting) of all
those done to date and it is earnestly hoped that the hard facts uncovered are well
worth the author's (and the reader's) effort.
For shayme, I'd completely forgotten about Ira's attempt to break into the logging
market! Yup, the 2-4-6-8-10-12 Multiplex reference above triggered the flurry
of activity that uncovered his old drawing of the BW's six-truck "Shayntipede"
2-4-6-8-10-12 Shay logger:

- Any attempt to inject an element of
reason into this series of pages will be forcibly rejected!
{Stay tuned!}
See also the HO (1:87.1) Berlinerwerke saga or the Z (1:220) Berlinerwerke-Z saga
and Berlinerwerke Guest Apocrypha (for taller tales?):
Because the Apocrypha and Guest Apocrypha indices exceeded the capacity of the
individual pages, they are now presented in full on a separate
Berlinerwerke Apocrypha Index (including the
Guest Apocrypha Index).
(03 Oct 06)

If you are air-minded (take that as you choose), you must see the Lion Air site! I'd be Lion if I didn't warn you to keep your tongue in your cheek on this one!
Take your tongue out of your cheek and visit D. Dickens' The Patiala State Monorail Tramway site; whooie (and it's for real)!
To contact S. Berliner, III, please click here.
© Copyright S. Berliner, III - 2006, 2007 - All rights reserved.
Return to Top of Page